Do you have parents? Are they voting for Barack? Probably not. This is apparently a huge problem for his campaign: everybody wants to vote for Barry Obama, but nobody’s parents want to vote for him. Old people are hopeless.
So the Obama campaign — in its efforts to reach out to middle-age, blue-collar, beer-guzzling white women — is recruiting children to brainwash their parents with YouTube videos and cleverly-worded bumper stickers. They even managed to bag famous lady Senator Claire McCaskill with their hopeful subterfuge, and Bob Casey too! The children are winning!
Gov. Jim Doyle of Wisconsin also admitted to being suckered into the Obama cult by his heathen of a son.
“He’s a complete Barack-o-maniac,” Mr. Doyle said in a phone interview. “When I asked him why, he said, ‘I think he’s really going to work hard for us.’ I thought, that’s through the eyes of a 7-year-old. ‘He’ll work hard,’ and ‘for us.’”
For us! And, uh, for the old people, too!
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