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The leader of America’s religion, Christianity, finally arrived in America today! The president and his wife and their daughter, Jenna, rushed down to the airport to say howdy. The pope held Jenna’s hand and cackled, in German, “You’re very pretty, for a girl.”
Pope Joseph Ratzinger wore his best white gown and proudly waved a crumpled-up paper plate at the Bushes. Fun Fact; The new pope used to be a Nazi Youth for Hitler, in Germany!

And then the Pope raised his arms, clicked his red shoes together three times, and flew away. Bye, Pope! Thanks for the laughs!

Photos by Associated Press.
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