Jimmy Carter started his unofficial but CONTROVERSIAL visit with Palestine’s Hamas leaders today and here are the first naughty AP pix. Look: the Hamas is such a terrorist group that they have guns! They will shoot Carter if he does not lie face-down on the cement as that greeter is clearly instructing him to do. Good Lord, Jimmy Carter is old. More pixxx after the jump!
So they couldn’t get Carter to lie face-down on the cement. Fortunately there was a hobbit Secret Service agent with the team and he had a disposable Kodak reel. I think I see a nipple!
Here they are laying a wreath at the tomb of Yasser Arafat, the former PLO leader and famously Ambiguous figure. The AP caption to this photo says, “Woman standing next to him is unidentified.” Yes well maybe that is Jimmy Carter’s LIBERAL WIFE YOU MOR-ANS. HIS WIFE. GOT MARRIED THIS ONE TIME. ROSALYNN.
SEE? IT’S THE DAMN WIFE. “MRS. CARTER”, FROM OUTER SPACE.