Cindy McCain Stole Recipes From Innocent Quakers

As usual with these terrible betrayals of the public trust, it's not the crime -- it's the coverup. If First Lady Cindy McCain had "talked straight" with the American people years ago and said,Yes, I get all my recipes from the Blue Cross drug formulary,we could have moved on. But instead she engages in this dangerous dance of deceit, leaving a trail of broken dreams and cribbed recipes behind her. One intrepid sleuth just uncovered what may be the first documented incident from Mrs. McCain's life of shadowy food-crime -- an error that may end up costing John McCain precious votes with a once reliable constituency...

We refer, of course, to the Quakers.

Way back in December of 2007, Cindy McCain entered "her" No-Bake Cookie recipe inYankee Magazine's Cookie Primary. There was just one problem: she had stolen the formula whole cloth from Quaker Oats .

The great irony here is that John McCain believes the government must actively enforce Americans' collective faith in the State by making a shameful spectacle out of those who would abuse the public trust. Thus, Wonkette looks forward to seeing Cindy McCain launched with great fanfare into Space, equipped with nothing but a sleeve of Saltines and a copy of the Federalist Papers to keep her company until she dies alone and ashamed.

 Cindy McCain is a serial recipe thief! [Al's Blog]