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JOHN MCCAIN

John McCain Being Real Ballbuster On Tax Day

LOOK THE POST OFFICE IS REALLY CROWDED K? Anyway yes, “Mom,” taxes will be paid for your terrorist war against the Green Zone.


1:10 PM on Tue April 15 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. McCain to do list for April 14th:

    Have you filed your taxes?
    Have you completely obfuscated your transfers to offshore accounts?
    Have you written off those same charitable contributions you made 3 years ago?
    Have you written off those gay sweaters as a business expense?
    Have you checked to make sure your capital gains tax rate is much lower than you would have paid if you had to work a real job?
    Has Cindy written off the reimbursement for her stolen prescription pills as a medical expense?

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