John McCain Being Real Ballbuster On Tax Day

McCain to do list for April 14th:

Have you filed your taxes?
Have you completely obfuscated your transfers to offshore accounts?
Have you written off those same charitable contributions you made 3 years ago?
Have you written off those gay sweaters as a business expense?
Have you checked to make sure your capital gains tax rate is much lower than you would have paid if you had to work a real job?
Has Cindy written off the reimbursement for her stolen prescription pills as a medical expense?