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CATHOLICS TO TAKE RADICAL STANCE AGAINST SEX WITH CHILDREN Brave Pope Ratzi spoke out today on his plane ride to our America: “Pope Benedict XVI said on Tuesday that following the Roman Catholic Church’s child sexual abuse scandals in the United States, the church is reviewing candidates for the priesthood with the objective of excluding those with a tendency to molest children.” The Pope will land this afternoon in Maryland, around the time school lets out. [New York Times]