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As always Jenna Bush is never far from her feed-bag.

Is John McCain invited to the wedding? Can't you just see that reception line. If someone pisses him off just before he gets to the bride it could get sassy.

Awww, soon Jenna will be drug-addled and quiet in the background, just like her mom.

She's really turned out to be a huge disappointment in the schadenfreude department. For a while there it really looked like we were gonna have a full-blown crazy teen daughter in the White House. I expected years of headlines announcing her pill addiction, various parties where she attends in blackface/Nazi regalia, associations with Odessa strippers, etc.

Instead she's Laura Bush II. Boooooo.

or a strumpet

FINALLY! Nooz I can yooz!

Goddamn this comment system is still motherfucking ass.

@norbizness: Everything worked better before Ken took over.

de la Renta? Is this a joke? She couldn't pick an American designer? Even Vera Wang can't design around that damn 'feed bag.' More evidence of Republicans shipping American jobs overseas.

@Speed Ball: It shows too, look at those cheeks.

It looks like she is on her way to Monica Lewinsky's house.

Wow, the famous boxer. What an honor.

I am honestly furious over this. The Brits went ape shizz when Princess Diana drove a BMW (from Germany) instead of a British-made Jaguar, and the Republicans went nuts when President Clinton wore an Armani suit. Vera Wang is an American and is best known for designing WEDDING DRESSES. This is further evidence that Republicans hate the American worker and won't be happy until they have shipped all our jobs overseas.

de la Renta?

Hmph -- I woulda guessed that she'd start with her thong and work outwards in a complete 'Hello Kitty' statement.

De La Renta can't do much to fix her face, and isn't that truly where the problems lie?

Poor thing looks JUST like her Daddy.

@nhunter: I was just thinking about this. She and Henry are "not glamorous" she says in the article, so they are just having a little do for 200 with an haute couture wedding dress and FOURTEEN attendants for Jenna, also wearing designer dresses. The whole thing just makes me think about the families whose children are dead or maimed because of her daddy's insane desire to prove himself a tough guy in the Middle East. Yeah, I am in a bitter mood.

Would somebody please get angry with me...or at least placate me?

@mathewbrooks: Rules and reality do not apply in Bush World. The Administration's motto: We am going to do it, whether legal or moral or not, until someone notices and makes us stop.

Even then, they often keep going. Apparently, this applies to personal decisions, too. They should paint a giant middle finger flipping the bird on the side of the White House, because that just about summarizes it.

@mathewbrooks:
Most people have resigned themselves to the existence of international trade. Sorry.

when did the house of de la renta start designing mumus?

@ReelectTilden: I asked to be placated, not to be made to listen to reason.

This is just like Hillary doing shots of Crown Royal (from Canada) in a vain attempt to appear "working class."

Note to idiot hacks running the Clinton campaign: if you want your candidate to appear working class you need to have them drink Jack Daniels or Miller Lite NOT CROWN ROYAL!

...I hope she isn't going to wear WHITE, she has seen more action than a 2 Diamond whore. Not to mention I think the dress would probably spontaneously combust into a fireball!

@AngryBlakGuy:

Spontaneous combustion at a Bush wedding is a bad idea because...

lucky it isn't Chelsea getting married. I guess she's waiting till her boyfriend's dad gets out of jail.

@Patty Dumpling: Well, he does know a lot about women's clothing...

I hope she doesn't serve barbecue at the reception. Getting barbecue sauce off a wedding dress is a bitch.

I hope WALNUTS! is there and goes crazy when they mess up and give him the chicken instead of the beef.

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Remind me again...is she the one who flashed her boob at the first inaguaration? Or was that her harlot sister?
Can we look forward to a repeat of that during the nuptials?

@mathewbrooks:
You are quite correct, sir.

How about this: "All our jobs is going to China, and the President doesn't care because his grandfather traded with Nazis in the '30s! It's a conspiracy! Vote Nader!"

If she has the audacity to try wearing a white wedding dress, I'm filing a Freedom of Information request to examine the conjugal bed-sheets the morning after.
Beige? No, BROWN!