Which Of These Cuddly Bears Is Best Qualified To Lead The Free World?

Aw, how cute. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company has made a series of stuffed critters representing our various presidential candidates. The Hillary bear wears a yellow jacket and has a big ass. The Obama bear is brown and wears casual shirtsleeves. And the John McCain bear glows a corpselike, pearlescent white and needs its diapers changed thrice daily. This is why we are voting for "Mom." [ Be Bear: The Blog ]