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April 15, 2008

Which Of These Cuddly Bears Is Best Qualified To Lead The Free World?

by Sara K. Smith  

Would you hit it?Aw, how cute. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company has made a series of stuffed critters representing our various presidential candidates. The Hillary bear wears a yellow jacket and has a big ass. The Obama bear is brown and wears casual shirtsleeves. And the John McCain bear glows a corpselike, pearlescent white and needs its diapers changed thrice daily. This is why we are voting for “Mom.” [Be Bear: The Blog]

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