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Former U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft was speaking at Skidmore College in upstate New York when he became a racist, a terrible racist, again. He accidentally referred to Barack Obama by his Christian middle name, “Osama.” Then the college liberals boo him, boo him some more, and then… wait, why is John Ashcroft still alive? Didn’t Alberto Gonzales pull the plug on him in that hospital room that time, so as to torture people? [YouTube via Saratoga Springs News]