So, anything happening in the media news today? Wait, WHAT? Yes it's true: Wonkette is bravely leaving the Gawker Media nest, along with Gawker's music and travel sites. Why on Earth is a beloved publication such as Wonkette taking this plunge — during the biggest, nuttiest presidential election in 48 years — and are we being pushed? Six million page views in March, a million monthly unique visitors who are "somewhat male, more affluent [and] more educated" and who "read Gawker and subscribe to Vanity Fair" .... Why does Corporate America hate the "somewhat male" demographic? The answers may shock you!
Way back in 2004, Nick Denton launched his third blog, Wonkette, with original editor Ana Marie Cox. Several editors later, your current editor person arrived, in 2006. Also, Iraq. And John Kerry, can't forget him (although we try). Oh, and Mark Foley, Larry Craig, this guy, mistress-stranglin' Don Sherwood, so many pedophiles and crooks and sociopaths. Also, Santorum:
What will change? Well, no more ordering hookers and blow off Gizmodo's profits, for one thing. Otherwise, your Wonkette will remain your Wonkette. Your Jim Newell and your Sara K. Smith are here! We will have as much of your Josh Fruhlinger and Peter Huestis and Liz Glover as we can possibly afford! We will add some stuff! We will host Washington parties! And of course we'll be covering the terrible DNC and RNC conventions, live, drunk.
Here is what our founding publisher Nick says in an "internal email" that Calderone's already posted on the Politico:
There were indeed some rumors about Maura Johnston's music blog late last year; they were true of course. For reasons that I'll explain below, both it and our travel and politics sites have better commercial futures outside Gawker than within. (Excuse the corporate lingo: some of it is unavoidable.) But, first, the facts, which will be hitting the wires later this morning, or as soon as you leak this email. Go ahead!So there you go.
* IDOLATOR is going to Buzznet, a music-focused web and social network. Buzznet recently acquired Idolator's chief rival, Stereogum, and received a big investment from Universal Music Group.
* GRIDSKIPPER isn't going far: it's being taken over by Curbed, the network founded by Lockhart Steele, in which Gawker Media is a shareholder.
* WONKETTE is being spun off to the managing editor, Ken Layne, former founder of one of the web's very first news sites, Tabloid.net. The title will become part of the Blogads network of political sites, which includes Daily Kos, among others.
Why these three sites? To be blunt: they each had their editorial successes; but someone else will have better luck selling the advertising than we did.
Music audiences are fragmented across genres; Maura's Idolator gave Stereogum a good run, but a group with a whole array of music sites will command more attention from record labels than we could. In the case of Gridskipper, our urban travel guide, we could never match Curbed in attention to city-specific content and advertising. As for Wonkette: political advertisers are a strange breed; they don't come through the same agencies our sales people deal with ....
And Wonkette is one of the brands with which the company is most associated; people will be shocked that we would ever part with it. The political site has won an array of Bloggies and other awards; it introduced the word ass-fucking into the dictionary of political abuse; the founding editor's slippers are even on display in the new media museum in Washington, DC. And Ken and his team have brought a new liveliness to the site this election season—validated by the record traffic of the last three months.
So why not wait, at least till the election? Well, since the end of last year, we've been expecting a downturn. Scratch that: since the middle of 2006, when we sold off Screenhead, shuttered Sploid and declared we were "hunkering down", we've been waiting for the internet bubble to burst. No, really, this time. And, even if not, better safe than sorry; and better too early than too late ....
Tell us what you want in your New Wonkette, in the comments!







Comments
You're all grown up, now, Wonkette.
Does it need to be said? More ass-fucking, please.
damn, did you guys fire nick denton?!?!
Same ownership as Daily Kos?
Do not want.
Aw, who am I kidding? I will follow you wherever you go, Wonkette!
Just don't open the comments to the humorless, please.
So do us commenters get a royalty check -- I mean we are stakeholders if not actual shareholders -- but that can change!
stories on hookers and blow..just keep doing what you do
More snark, please!
I'm just glad that I may never have to read a comment from Sinister Rouge ever again.
I want a dot com bust: 34 DD
I am not a 'somewhat male'. I tried to get in touch with my 'feminine side' once. It slapped me and took out a restraining order.
What do I want out of Wonkette? Less serious commentary and fewer whiny ass commenters who actually think anyone gives a shit-pickle if they are offended. Anyone who thinks their righteous indignation is useful, or worse, thinks they actually have any influence on the corporately owned political process in the US is just irritating (he says with righteous indignation.)
BTW- I copyright'ed 'shit-pickle'.
This is just like The Breakfast Club except in the middle they make Ally Sheedy the superintendent of schools and then she pulls out a machine gun and shoots Molly Ringwald in the face and lights the cafeteria on fire! It's just like Heathers except Winona Ryder blows up the school in the first frame and then the rest of the movie is just smoke and carnage and dancing! Actually it's more like Liberia except with the Mande people co-running the government and Ken Layne as Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf.
@oneninesevenfour: No, we get exactly dick. Which I suspect is just fine with a large contingent of commenters here. And I'm fine with that (not the dick).
@FloraWay: I hadn't thought about that yet, but true. Oh so very, very true.
An editorial policy for commenters so they're not just posting luv notes to their candidates.
Some provocative challenges to other bloggers, e.g., challenge Malkin to a thong wearing contest. A drinking contest to O'Reilly.
It's just Ron Paul's free market at work. Shed no tears.
:D
Speaking of . . . can you guys still keep the link to Fleshbot, even if you're not in the same "family"? Please? Thanks in advance.
"Tell us what you want in your New Wonkette, in the comments!"
-More 4 Diamond whores
-More "...yes we can!"
-Less "...ready on day one"
-More sniper fire and cork screw landings
-Less lucid and insightful commentary
-More republicans caught(on tape preferably) having HOMOSEXUAL intercourse in latex cat-suits with eletric nipple clamps and ball gags...
yay! now please resume being the awesome Wonkette that would ferret out stories.
And, oh yeah, stop being HuffPost + 2 days....
In a related story, WEAZEL has been sold to Monongahela Lead and Alkalai, and I will now be providing you with all the latest pricing and marketing info on notions, novelties, dry goods of all kinds, and the burgeoning variety and Five-And-Dime market, from Elmira to Wheeling.
bull crap, you're breaking away from the colonial imperialists to form your own nation, demanding a seat on the Security Council, applying for MFN status and will further erode our economy by making and selling knock-offs of Air Jordans and a price lower then anything on the planet. The SecTreas is waiting for your call to tap into some bail-out money.
@AngryBlakGuy: What he said!
The third comment on Calderone's article does raise an interesting point:
"Who buys ad space for butt sex jokes?"
Once we figure out a way to monetize buttsecks jokes, the world is ours...
I'm fine as long as comments work the same. I like having shit my friends say aggregated across all the Gawker sites.
I for one welcome our new West-Coast-based overlord(s). Good luck, Ken!
Do we have to re-sign the blood-oath and pee into the cup again?
Wonkette will become more nimble this way, setting sail on its own, able to scour the seas for bloated blogs to board and plunder.
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I want Wonkette to promise never to sell out all of their ad space the way Gawker does! I can't read their posts because I am too distracted by 50 pictures of the fucking Honda FIT.
Does this mean Anon Lobbyist gets to come back?
I agree we definitely need more ass fucking.
tell us what you want in your New Wonkette...
ummm, SKS pictures, please.
Also, commenter executions. The more bloody and public, the better.
@Choire:
Foxymorons belong to Gawker, we get Hughesimilies?
I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry.
Why would Gawker sell the web site with the best brand name, Wonkette? What sense does that make? Nevertheless, hopefully the new company will keep the site going and get more and better advertising to boost the financial status. And hopefully everything else will stay the same.
The revolution will be under a different corporate umbrella.
How is the commenting system going to change?
Are we going to rated in Whore Diamonds?
More Sara K. Smith! More! MORE!
*weeping with desire*
I think you should post more of the letters from crazy fundies. I know you've got piles of poorly-typed, all-caps rants from nutjobs stuck in the 1950s just waiting to be seen by the world.
@thefrontpage: Why would Gawker sell the web site with the best brand name, Wonkette?
Probably to stop the humiliation when folks compare the two? Also, Gawker couldn't sell an ad on the White House lawn with a team of one-legged hookers.
Ken, do you gain, or lose, whore diamonds by going indie?
@El Bombastico: The last time there were buttsecks jokes on this site (2005?) it did have lots of political ads! (And our new advertising partner is the same company that plastered this site with political ads back in the day.)
By 2006, there were no butt sex jokes. Butt sex was the Main Political News, and still is today. Hooray for Democracy!
How about wonkette.com/sploid
As long as New Wonkette does nothing to resemble Clinton's New Democrats, I'm in.
Bring back Meghan! (and Chainsaw, and homofacist etc.)
Please.
@weazel: Aha! An opportunity to use the word "sundries". Thank you.
I just woke up. What's happening now? Free buttsecks?
--Ability to rate stories using the whore diamonds scale
--Paultard filters
--More booze
Huestis/Buttsecks '08!
Please bring back the Monday roundup of the Sunday morning shows. I'm usually asleep/too hungover to watch and like to know what hideous outfit Mara Liasson had on.
I think Wonkette should focus more on its core readership of affluent furries. All three of us.
More rotating alarm lights when big news breaks.
Oh, and naked picrues of Yulia Tymoshenko, definately.
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@Rottenart:
If you're cuter, then sure, it's free.
Based on Denton's email, I guess I want from Wonkette the same thing Ken surely wants: ad reps who can fucking sell. So that this beautiful creature doesn't go tits up like an intern on Joe Scarborough's bad side.
@whiteguyinshaw: I always thought the assfucking features were associated with the panda news, of which I have all I can handle.
Wonkette commentors are gonna pool our commenting royalties and milk money, and buy the New York Times, setting up Matthew "Free Government Money!" Lesko as editor.
So now you have to open up the obligatory K Street office or does this just require each of us to click-though to more advertisers?
Rather than asking for more, can I ask for less :
- less Obama assassination plots, please. (Sorry, Jim - we have to draw the line somewhere, new budget and all.)
- less reportage on Karl Rove (really, who cares anymore)
Ok, I lied. Lets bring back the Friday DC social stuff. Also, are we ever going to take that field trip for the asparagus dinner in Connecticut?
As long as this means no more jezebel cross-linking, I'm fer it.
OK, I understand Idolator. Honestly, I can't tell the difference between that, Defamer and Gawker. Must be my small mind, only capable of lame butsecks jokes.
Eat a dick, Gawker.
Damn Ken--
When's your Quinceanera?
Can I drink?
Oh hell, I'll show up drunk, that'll solve it.
Can we have more coverage of politician's drink choices on the campaign trail? That is my favorite part of Hardball, and I hear that won't be around much longer.
Is "somewhat male" a euphemism for teh gheys?
And as a typical male, I join the request for more pictures of SKS.
So is Ken the political gossip version of Tony Blair. He's putting further spice on wonkette by calling it "New Wonkette"? So does that make Sarah K Smith, Gordon Brown? Whose John Major? Duncan Smith? William Hague? oo Jack Straw?
Too much "New Labor" crap? Or should i just stick to American Political figures?
That's what Wonkette needs! More ass-fucking news about international whore peddlers! We need a London Bureau, a Kiev Bureau. Ukranian hookers are the best just see Yulia Tymoshenko, Earth's best PMILF.
Not enough snark. Never enough snark. Snark sells. This place was, I don't know, too Mormon or something. You have to be nasty to attract the 18-34 demo and advertisers who suck after them. Try snark.
@norbizness: I was just about to say "I do NOT want it to become Jezebel."
I DO want people with no sense of humor/irony/the ridiculousness of life to go over to Jezebel and leave us to wallow in our our snark and mockery of cankles.
and for the record, I am not even partially male and do not read Vanity Fair except at the doctor's office when the only other option is a year-old copy of Golf Digest.
I wanna come. I have a flask, it's a biggie...
@Doglessliberal: I am not male, either. And that would explain why I'm not funny.
Bring the snorg girl back. Obviously. Seriously, we need a Fatwa against every Paultard commenter. Unfunny commenters lacking capacity for irony deserve a slap from the ban hand.
WONKETTE ARTISTS will just feature random graphics culled from regular broadcast TV by a dumb machine. Just like Gawker Artists.
@Scott-san: I'd be okay if it was actually dick too. As long as it comes attached to a leather power top. (Or whomever, a selection would be nice. So we could choose.)
Question:
Since my login is associated with Gawker Media, will I lose my commenting status?
I only earned $500,000 last year. Does that make me affluent enough to post on wonkette?
Wonkette Commentors must now submit a credit report. If you don't have a sofa from Rent-A-Center or an active complaint against QVC, you are BANNED.
Bring back the snark, the meghan, the ass-fucking and the pre-gawker layout.
@Hockeymom: @DemmeFatale: HA! Good luck.
Bring on Alberto Gonzales as chief legal correspondent.
This was exciting until the "Blogads network of political sites, which includes Daily Kos" part. Just a little too Animal Farm.
@Miss Perception:
Sure. In fact, it means you can start doing it full-time. And are free to adopt a cute li'l bunny rabbit, as a bonus.
Nick Denton has made me bitter. Therefore I will cling to my Space Jeebus, AK's, and buttseks.
I knew something was up when "art" replaced all the ads.
Good luck Wonkette, you're keeping me sane through all this, hopefully you can find advertisers (maybe even ones less sleazy than American Apparel) and find something to talk about after Obama becomes president and fixes everything.
Porn adverts ? i couldnt see political advertisers touching wonkette
More disabled person's access: You know, elevators and shit like that. Intertube ADA compliance is da bomb.
Whoever designs Gawker's layouts is high on crack. Please do better (I'm available for a steal at $50/hour).