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This is a White House photo from Richard “Dick” Cheney’s “Outdoors” gallery. Now don’t it look like there’s some naked broad in his shades, and that is why he’s smiling? Because he likes girl’s breasteses? Or is it just a puppy being tortured on Christmas morning (“puppy” meaning his lesbian daughter)? Check out a closer look, after the jump!

If you see where we have circled, you will see two spherical objects that look very much like dodgeballs. We assume that these are breasts on a freak, because who gets actual dodgeballs attached to their chest?

[White House photo by David Bohrer via]

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