Shelley Sekula Gibbs Officially Dumped In Trash

Beloved pretend congresslady Shelley "Dracula Cunt" Sekula Gibbs lost her hundredth straight election the other day --losing a GOP primary runoff to some nobody -- and now her dreams and even this sign are in the garbage, forever, along with an empty bottle of $2.99 "Barefoot Chardonnay" and some type of (Nazi?) lager bottle and enough coat hangers for a hundred Texas abortions. Farewell, sweet rodeo princess of our heart! Photo courtesy of Wonkette Operative "John."