Larry Craig To Write Gay Sex Energy Policy Book

Disgraced “singing senator” Larry Craig will soon have a new career after he leaves the Senate in January after bringing us all a million laughs: The Idaho homosexual will write a book about energy policy! Craig visited some little county somewhere in Idaho last week to push a great new pollution method called a “coal-gassification plant.”

But some communists are against the plan. Craig reminded the backers of the plant to always be very mindful of public perceptions:

“Often times, we get so interested in the work at hand that we forget the PR side,” Craig said, according to the paper. “We need to be sensitive to PR because it does shape public opinion.”

And then Craig went to the men’s room and never came out, the end.

Craig To Write Energy Book [PaleoMedia]