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Madame Chaing-Kai-Shek had a particular style.

Luuuuuuuuuuuce! I dun want you no more sneakin' down to de Tropicana.

I'm sure life-sized cardboard Ann Coulter standups would be more popular, especially with the 'target' option.

@weazel:

Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for the dude in drag to the right and the left of her...

"I am a Luce Lady". I want proof of the last word in that sentence - oh wait, no I don't.

Corrected caption for Mann: "I am a Luce "Lady"

I want that poster of a scrawny, raccoon-eyed, aging hag for MY wall!

(to Coulter)

"You, sir, are no lady."

No. No. Dude.

Malkin looks like a beaver. (The animal kind, you gutter minds)

Thank god the Brazilian wax job included their teeth.

@Doglessliberal: "Malkin looks like a beaver."

That's to make up for the lack of Beaver in the other two posters.

So "Luce" is a powerful antipsychotic medication that apparently doesn't work at all?

Perhaps their support of Luce derives from a shared affinity for LSD? We could only hope.

Remember when Coulter couldn't pay for her groceries?

Is that why she always wears the same outfit? She can only afford one black dress, and she wears it everywhere?

Does she ever take that dress off and wash it?

no. hate fuck. no.

Also, "Luce hips sink ships."

Hilarious. The $7 charge includes insurance to make sure the posters don't arrive creased or wrinkled. Too bad it can't make the same assurances for the hags pictured on the posters.

@TGY: Luce lips, boney hips?

No way would I touch either of them. Not even with Robert Novak's dick. Shit, it'd be like fucking a banister. I might break my pelvis.

Damn Ann Coulter is so overdue for a makeover. A haircut and new hair style, new makeup, new clothes and a decapitation.

The decline fall of Luce's Time/Life empire cheers me up. Makes me think in 50 years Murdoch's News Corp. will be ratting a tin cup on the corner too. However, instead of hiring Beck, Grace, Dobbs, and Rove, in 50 years they'll be hiring rabid hippies in a desperate effort to boost their ratings.

Ann Coulter smoking...???

Is that après-sex on the balcony?

That poster on the left was taken from Coulter's short-lived series of Depends magazine ads, I take it.

Was Claire Booth Luce?

Q. Do you smoke after sex?
A. I don't know. I never looked.

What the hell is a Luce Lacy?
Do they mean loose?

Harriet Miers, Bay Buchanan, Phyllis Schlafly, Liddy Dole...all still waiting by the phones for their photo appointment. "What, no? Well maybe we forgot to pencil you in...too late."

Cant we settle on Coulter being a hermaphrodite? I mean, she does have boobs... I think....

Alternate slogans:

1) Will Pander for Blow
2) Heirs Fellated Promptly
3) Shrilly Flag-Wave Yourself to Wealth and Hades
4) Horny Wingnuts are Easy to Dominate; It's like being a chick at a comic book store.

Holy shit Malkin is posing with a MacBook Pro.

If "Luce" means "hit with a frying pan until my vapid expression accurately expresses the tentative flickering wattage of my brain cells" -- then yes, ladies, you are Luce.

Wow, you can even get a Coulter AND a Malkin for $9. Imagine the kids and the trading. It will sweep across the playgrounds like Magic: The Gathering, or coke, or Pogs.

I'll trade you two Coulters for one Malkin and a steaming paper-bag full of feces! Deal.

@Speed Ball: If I see kids with those posters, I will lobby for abortions to be legalized in the 30th trimester.

@shortsshortsshorts: Harsh but fair.

Clash of the Luce 'Uns:

Who would win a cunt-off b/w Ann Coulter and Cindy McCain?

Speed: I'll trade you a thousand Coulters for your Alf.

Why is one of Malkin's eyes like 3 times larger than the other? Maybe she should borrow some of Coulter's eye shadow.

Crap. Now I need to burn my MacBook Pro.

Okay, I'm noticing a distinct and troubling trend when it comes to Wonkette photos. The Hillary cellulite thighs, Man on Bunny groping, the crazy-ass Nazi pope, Karl Rove on video, Mark Penn's fugly mug...now this?

yeesh.

I'm going to Cute Overload.

When's the long-overdue Malkin-Coulter jello wrestling tournament?

Best of 21 matches. At the Washington Convention Center.

Free of charge.

Michelle's blogging from the rail fence, just like Abe Lincoln!

Finally, a companion for my poster of Rick Santorum standing in an open field with a big smile on his face holding a certain gardening implement.

Caption: "I'M A GAY HOE-ER!"

Wouldn't be cool if there was such a poster?

Photo-shop guys?

@Serolf Divad:

I want to have your cyber babies, Serolf Divad.

How big is the poster? It can be used for target practice.

... and I'm a Lcuky Guy!

[Lucky]

Are there any posters with Michelle Malkin on all fours?

...if they printed their face on toilet tissue they would make a killing. Or maybe on boxes of condoms to reduce the pregnancy rat? Well not Malkin(she is total HATE FUKK), but the site of Coulter makes by balls shrivel and azz pucker.

@Speed Ball: It's Malkin! She's back...in pog form.

@Dave J.: I thought the trick was done with ping-pong balls, not pogs.

That reminds me. I want some ice tea, Motherfucker.

Ugh. What a waste of ink, paper, graphic design services, photography supplies, bandwidth, stamps, envelopes and/or mailing tubes, time, air, etc., etc., etc., etc....

And, really, it can't be said enough that Little Hormone Annie needs a new fucking dress. I'm starting to think that thing is a fucking tattoo.

ann coulter is hot in that "i want to rape you while you scream and cry kinda way". i kid, i kid.

luce |loōs|
noun ( pl. same)
a pike, esp. when full-grown.

I think my dictionary misspelled "dyke."

@Dave J.: I thought we were going to buy Radioactive Ann #1

I hope this is cross posted to Jezebel.
The girls will have a field day with MAnn Coulters whitened smokers teeth and enhanced hooters.
Not to mention her airbrushed wrinkles, and ugly hands.
MM is just to scary to look at, but I'll bet her photo has been 'touched up' a bit, too.

@scrodd: Malkin can't be too Luce, or those balls wouldn't fly so far.

I must say I'm a little disappointed. Cuz I thought the headline said, "Get a FREE ANN COULTER poster..." and I was fantasizing about where she might be imprisoned. How bout a certain compound in El Dorado or Pringle? The menfolk there must really be hurting now....

So people disagree enough with Ann Coulter to think a joke about 'raping her' is funny?

Liberals are so tolerant of others, aren't they?

@suburbman: I'm sure if Mann Coulter were to apologize for her work in the service of torture, mass murder and other assorted crimes, and point out that she was only kidding when she equated Liberalism with treason, DaDrizzle would likely man up and apologize for a rather un-funny joke.

Would that make it about even for ya, dipshit?

Thanks for your tolerant liberal opinion canuckledragger.

BTW - did I mention Canada sucks and Canadians suck more?

@suburbman: My reference was to the FLDS compounds where they marry 'em and do multiple impregnatin'. Surely these are mild compared to blowing up the UN and other things Ann has advocated.

@suburbman: Ann Coulter is so tolerant of rape victims, isn't she?

"Only in the case of a terrorist attack on America are liberals consumed with the assailant's motive[s]. How about[sic]: Until we understand why rapists[sic] would rather violently rape a woman than take her to dinner and a movie, we cannot respond to the crime of rape." -- Ann Coulter, P. 229 of 'Treason' " [www.rightwingnews.com]

& I also find out that Ann Coulter is a sloppy writer, as well!

@suburbman: Yeah, yeah, and my mother wears Army Boots.

It never fails to amaze how Republican dumbasses who advocate the most criminal acts known to man expect nobody to disagree with them, under threat of being called an "intolerant liberal."

Is this really the best you can do? If so, you need to bone up on your Ann Coulter, because she might be batshit crazy, but her spew is entertaining compared to the dimmer bulbs like you, 'burbman.

Now, nancy boy, why not go find a "tolerant" site? Wonkette ain't your speed.

@suburbman:
Tolerance doesn't mean you have to lie down and let people kick you in the teeth. Of course, I wouldn't expect a conservative to actually be literate enough to know what words mean since they continue to call themselves "conservative" despite demanding vast, radical changes to society. Probably why you guys don't bother to read the Constitution...too many words for your little sound-bite brains to cope with.

@Eac_o_System: You can't blame HER. She has a GHOSTWRITER, remember?

@Canuckledragger: ...coolest cat in Canada. Word. Rarely do you disappoint, or let down. I would say you would be good for the Bush admin, but that would be torture for you. Do you know why? Because you are a foreign. Bush tortures the foreigns.

@shortsshortsshorts: So did Ron Paul, and we all came to the accurate conclusion that he was racist... Ann Coulter is a horrible speller, and Right Wing News.com seems to like her Treason quotes...

Suburbman: You're in over your head on this site. Before you start throwing names and comments around you better know what you are talking about--you are not playing with your dopey narrow-minded friends when you are visiting Wonkette.

Wonkette is out of your league. Run along now.

@suburbman: I recommend you buy the poster, you seem like the kinda guy who likes man-porn.

Michelle gets 2 whore diamonds

Mann Coulter gets -1 whore diamonds.

@suburbman: Why do you hate America?

burbboy : if you had read DaDrizzle correctly, you would have thought, as I did, he meant being raped BY Coulter, not raping her. Yet the recycling of right wing counterpoints does provide opportunity to debunk this particular ploy. In the dig that liberals are supposed to be "tolerant," righties both suggest that their ideological opponents should, by the basis of their stated compassion for others, disarm and mute themselves when it comes to pointed disagreement and thus be "tolerant" of intolerable beliefs, and simultaneously mock the notion of tolerance itself. Well some of us libs have been around right wingers long enuf to know their Rovian slime tactics don't possess the constraints of anything remotely decent, honest or human and they are thereby fair game for all manner of deconstruction, with wit and humor displacing the mean spirit which oftens signals a despair born of their heartless world view placing self above all else.

Yeah, all true. But it's best to just run the righties down. A new bumper isn't all that much. Headlight is what? Forty bucks or something, and look what you've done to improve the environment.

Agreed. I was only kidding. If only Gore and Kerry had taken your approach.

@lovethebomb: haha, you're talking to him as if he can discern shades of gray!

What was Woody Allen's line? Something like, "Yeah, satirical op-ed pieces in the Times are good, but when you're dealing with Nazis, nothing works better than a baseball bat."

@Canuckledragger: Somedays I like you and some days not so much but today you ROCK.

militant lefties! who woulda thunk it! the revolution will not be podcast! the revolution will not be podcast!