Joe Biden Was Extremely Horny Yesterday

Yeah yeah, so Barack Obama had some silly little questions about battles at yesterday’s Senate hearings. The little twerp and his Columbia/Harvard “policy” doublespeak. The real tuff questions were asked by Senate Foreign Relation Committee chairman Joe Biden, the “Chris Matthews of the Senate.” Namely — tell me about all kissing going on in Iraq, General Petraeus? Is it hot and can I get some?

PETRAEUS: Senator, the vice president was in Iraq just a couple weeks after that, and he also had a very warm reception.

BIDEN: Did he get kissed? Get a kiss?

PETRAEUS: I believe he did get kissed when he was there.

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BIDEN: I just want to know whether he got kissed, that’s all.

Thus ended the inquisition of General David Petraeus. Biden was later seen walking upside-down on the ceiling, singing gay showtunes about pandas.

Petraeus, Crocker Testify at Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Iraq [Washington Post via Extreme Mortman]

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