BARACK OBAMA  2:50 pm April 9, 2008

Joe Biden Was Extremely Horny Yesterday

by Jim Newell

Yeah yeah, so Barack Obama had some silly little questions about battles at yesterday’s Senate hearings. The little twerp and his Columbia/Harvard “policy” doublespeak. The real tuff questions were asked by Senate Foreign Relation Committee chairman Joe Biden, the “Chris Matthews of the Senate.” Namely — tell me about all kissing going on in Iraq, General Petraeus? Is it hot and can I get some?

PETRAEUS: Senator, the vice president was in Iraq just a couple weeks after that, and he also had a very warm reception.

BIDEN: Did he get kissed? Get a kiss?

PETRAEUS: I believe he did get kissed when he was there.

BIDEN: I just want to know whether he got kissed, that’s all.

Thus ended the inquisition of General David Petraeus. Biden was later seen walking upside-down on the ceiling, singing gay showtunes about pandas.

Petraeus, Crocker Testify at Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Iraq [Washington Post via Extreme Mortman]

 
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