REPUBLICANS  2:25 pm April 9, 2008

Twin Cities Bars Will Stay Wide Open For Republican National Convention

by Sara K. Smith

Get ready for a lot more of this type of activityPraise Jesus the Minnesota House Commerce and Labor Committee has approved a very important measure! It allows bars in the Twin Cities metropolitan area to stay open till 4 AM during the Republican National Convention. This will allow local governments to reap greater benefits from out-of-towners’ hot economic injections, while Republicans will have extra time to get liquored up before retiring to their rooms for gentle frottage with underage campaign volunteers. [TwinCities.com]

 
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