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John McCain has made another one of those damn web ads where some guy with Gravitas reads a vague slop of purple prose for two-and-a-half minutes, expecting it to be "good" for John McCain. This one is called "Tolerance," and it says that we are all Americans. The best part is when it declares that Freedom should be ensured for all mankind with the Lincoln Memorial in the backdrop. So now we know that John McCain does, in fact, support the end of slavery. [YouTube]
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The only reason I tolerate McCain is I have hope that his daughter will eventually show her boobies.
Yes,I said boobies.
I love Peter Thomas' voice. Narrator of Forensic Files!
However, I just can't listen to him doing political ads anymore, not after I've heard him for ten years talking about semen and blood spatter.
He should run an attack add featuring M'shelle "Rottweiler" Obama lumbering around a stage wheezing and complaining about how ashamed she is to be an american...using black and white film and crazy camera angles for special effect. That would win my vote.
Eh, it's better than his last ad:
John McCain: American America Americaing America Americally. Vote John McCain, American for American President.
Paid for by the American committee to America America.
This is why "true" conservatives don't like him. This tolerance thing does NOT apply to brown people...period.
1. Did he not learn from John Kerry's mistakes? MORE WORDS DOES NOT = BETTER.
2. When I watch his videos, I feel like I'm in employee training for becoming an American.
3. (at 2:23) Notice that this ad was paid for Johm McCain 2008. Good editing.
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I think Walnuts is telling us it's OK to vote for a black man.
WALNUTS! loves indiscriminately murdering all colors, shapes and sizes. WALNUTS!
We have our differences, we Americans. Some prefer three whore diamonds, others, four. And then there are those who wear diapers. These are important differences.
Diversity in McCain's world (or at least in this video) equals three African Americans, one quasi-Hispanic, and three kajillion pasty white folks who haven't seen the sun since 1066.
"America is a delicious sampler of Whitman's Chocolates. There are dark ones, coconut ones, fruity ones, nutty ones. And they are all standing proudly together, side by side, to be arbitrarily nipped out by the dainty fingers of the Vice President and messily devoured for his insane pleasure."
They hilariously misspelled his name at the end.
I'm Johm McCain and I approve this message.
And now for the wayback slogan machine...
McCain 1868: "Because, My Friends, Do We Really Need More Than Thirteen Amendments?"
Hey, being against slavery was somewhat of a cutting-edge position when Johm was a young man.
@HowInsaneIsJohnMcCain: I wish it was John McBain, because that's more fitting to his proud Warlock status.
I hope McCain watches this before he goes on his next senator-strangling rampage.
"Tantrums"
@HowInsaneIsJohnMcCain: That's because JohN McCain couldn't possibly approve of this message.
This whole "we're in this together" shit pisses me off! I'm not voting for you douche bag! Fuck You!
I LOVE how the first image we see of a black person is when the narrator says: 'but we deserve more than tolerance of one another...'
@donocaster: Yeah Obama is totally overplaying his card with this ad. I want to see more Wright. Wright makes right!
@elburrito: Yes... and not an image of Cindy... That cunt!
@elburrito: I know. You get the feeling they're targeting folks with lawn jockeys, or who refer to Obama as "mullato".
Sure, he supports the end of slavery NOW, but which way did he vote on the 13th Amendment?
The best part of the video was seeing McCain and his buddies' fast rope out of the chopper. If only they could have showed him taking the hill in one of the numerous civil war battles he fought or sitting at the round table with King Arthur.
"It should remain and arguement amoung friends." While the video shows a black man shaking hands with a white man, ha ha ha ha, can you imagine Walnuts! having a black friend, that's rich.
That's a lot of Free Speach for somebody who is an 'enemy'(1:42) of it!: [pajamasmedia.com]
He actually said we have nothing to fear from each other... I'll bet there are over 4000 American soldiers who might beg to differ. And as GWB III, I'm scared shitless that Wacky-Man-McCain would get to appoint Supreme Court justices. So FUCK YES we have reason to be scared of each other, if by "each other" you mean "John McCain."
why was that so long???
@Electoral College Dropout: ...in America!
@PutinMuscles: It is long! Someone born in this century needs to tell John McCain that in 2008, media you actually want shouldn't be longer than 60 seconds unless its a "webisode" or a sex tape.
@RebelliousRhino: Haha, and you can see the black guy's eyes narrow when the narrator starts demanding respect.
I hope Walnuts and Cindy have agreed to disagree, respectfully, about Cindy's cunt-hood and trolloposity. They are soooooo cute together and it would be devastating if she left him for a younger, more continent, man.
Y'know, Dubya usually says that kinda shit (albeit not in complete sentences) right before unleashing Cheney and Rove to give speeches about how anyone who disagrees with them hates America and wants to give the terrists therapy.
And by the sheerest coincidence, guess what ol' Karl's up to these days? Right -- advising John McCain. So we know what to expect in a minute or so.
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