McCain Raises Like Four Cents In March

While Hillary Clinton has all but lost the nomination, she raised about $20 million in March. John McCain, on the other hand, has already won his nomination and should have the entire Republican base of Fat Cats giving him money, forever. And that brings him to a grand March total of... $15 million. To someone as old as John McCain, that's like $120 billion in fresh new Confederate scrip! "Hotcakes and fritters for all you trollops," McCain was overheard saying to his family. [ Marc Ambinder ]