Hillary Makes Creepy New Ad, Tells People Not To Watch It

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Hillary Clinton shot a new ad for North Carolina at 2:59 a.m. last night before her 3 a.m. nightly phone sex from Hell with Vince Foster, about the economy. Here she portrays a sparkly painted robot also named Hillary Clinton. She says “If you’re looking for a typical political commercial, switch the channel,” so we immediately switched the Internet channel. But the YouTube video description says “Go to NCAskMe.com to ask Hillary your questions.” And once you donate $2,300 dollars to her on this new site, she will have Chelsea’s traveling media secretary send you a Hallmark e-Card. [YouTube]

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