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The mayor of London, Ken Livingstone (Labour Party, which is like "Democrats"), is in a tight re-election battle with Tory candidate Boris Johnson, and now there are new revelations that could damage his career: he has five children with three different women! The lazy British press only just figured this out, too. How will Ken Livingstone ever survive the fact that he has children?
Livingstone, who is not married, has been hounded by GAY rumors throughout his political career — much like Florida's orange governor, Charlie Crist, who is gay with iguanas. But look at all the babies this guy has created! Livingstone has two young children with his latest "partner," Emma Beale, as well as two older daughters with some other gal and a boy with a third hot-to-trot broad.
These revelations come only a month before the mayoral election, but Livingstone does not think his eternally impregnating penis will shock people:
"I don't think anybody in this city is shocked about what consenting adults do," he said."As long as you don't involve children, animals or vegetables they leave people to get on and live their own life in their own way."
Barack Obama should take notes, because the Republican Attack Machine will soon discover his two black children, as well as his 20 other extra-secret black children.
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He also appears to have all his own teeth,which will just not do.
Emma Beale?How awesomely British is that name?
Yes, but how many pounds per hour did the gentleman have to pay for the pleasure of fondling those baps?
Evidently he is gunning for the coveted Shawn Kemp endorsement.
Red Ken's an amateur. This moron is only 21 and he has seven. It's what you do in the UK:
Mr Macdonald said he did not want to have any more children and that his mother has strong views about the situation.
He said: "My mum's not happy about all these kids.
"She tells me to pack it in and keep it in my trousers."
@BluntObjects: She was great in The Avengers.
"as long as you don't involve...vegetables"? Cindy McCain's in trouble.
Maybe New Labour might be comparable to the Democrats....
Red Ken is way, way to the left of any mainstream U.S. politician not named Jeremiah Wright.
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Boris Johnson not Jackson. And ken has nothing to worry about - Boris is crazy, like for realz.
"I've got Five little lobster backs, all in a row, I isn't gay, no no no"
McCain's camp is scrambling to make up a story about his wild times in London as we speak.
How can so many spring from the loins of one who leaves such a small carbon footprint?
Three down, 3.4997 million to go.
man. on. vegetable.
Are they black?
@ailishmargot: Unfortunately london is populated crazy ass torys
@Botswana Meat Commission FC: True British politics is far further to the left than the US's.
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This situation is very common in the British aristocracy.
It's rumoured that the Queen had affairs and that Andrew and Edward were sired by two different men, neither of which was Phillip. Andrew, especially, is the spitting image of his dad - Lord Something-or-another.
So she had four children by three different men.
The slut!
So, why are vegetables out of line?
@ailishmargot: Alright fine i will pretend there is a difference and change that.
This old fart is nine years younger than McCain.
So how many illegitimate black babies have McCain and Obama had with each other, anyway? C'mon, Wonkette, I demand a little investigative journalism for once!
@elburrito:
Mathematically speaking, it's impossible to be less than 9 years younger than McCain.
@elburrito: That's why his pecker still works.
So, while Big Red Ken has been prodigious in the front trenches of politics, L'il Purple Ken's been quite prolific in trenches of his own.
Always did like him.
I had no idea that Evander Holyfield was the Mayor of London!?!
@Timothy: Pretty much every western country's politics are to the left of the U.S.
NoWukk:
That's because, as paleocons like to say, America is no longer part of decadent, fun-lovin' Europe, culturally. Of course, said paleocons will NOT admit that America is part of Spanish/Native America.
@NoWukkers: True our right wing partys make Ted Kennedy look conservative, well almost.
When President Bush, on tour of all the other continence, heard of the London story , he said
"I see London, I see France ... heh, heh."
Well I guess this dispells some of those "gay" rumors...or does it? This guys he must be a virtual boinking machine. Well depending on what kind of a father he is, he has at least ± 5 more votes. Methinks this is a low ball estimate.
Five???? He's bloody irish!
Last week Nick Clegg, the latest leader of the Liberal Democrats, cheerily admitted that he had slept with "no more than 30 women" before he met his wife. He didn't specify how many men, boys, animals or vegetables were involved.
[news.bbc.co.uk]
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