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Debbie Stabenow’s Husband’s Cheap Hooker Looks… Like Something!

And here is the $150 hooker that polished the knob of Sen. Debbie “Stab Me Now” Stabenow’s husband “near” Big Beaver, in Michigan. Her name is Alycia Lorraine Martin (always three names with these gals!), and her MySpace page features these combinations of letters: “**If you cant handel me at my worst, den you dont deserve me at muh best** Life too short for sadness alwayz smile its worth it no matter wut! BELEIVE IT!! ..” Hmm. She appears to be speaking Mexican. Translation, anyone? [The Smoking Gun]

2:02 PM on Thu April 3 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. Clovis says at 6:55 pm, July 2nd, 2008

    Cribbed from that site that sells masters thesis for a dollar a page. I looked over this copy for my own Myspace page, but it’s too elitist for my taste.

  2. Quacker says at 7:25 pm, July 2nd, 2008

    “Translation, anyone?”

    I will fuck you for $150 American. (or possibly, I will fuck you for $150, American)

  3. Quacker says at 7:26 pm, July 2nd, 2008

    BTW, no Whore Diamonds for under $1500. Simon Says!

  4. Quacker says at 7:29 pm, July 2nd, 2008

    “(or possibly, I will fuck you for $150, American)”

    Where’s eatshootsleaves to clear this tragic punctuation matter up in American?

  5. Prodigalson1982 says at 9:48 pm, July 2nd, 2008

    I’ve done many a-searches of prostitutes in my area and still Adult Friend-Finder, BootyCall, and the random hook up page on Craiglist has yielded no results to my liking. I don’t want to go to nevada and get me legal hookers. I want the Illegal types. I want to pay $200 for the skanky 21 year old blonde that’s living in a trailer with her Grandmother.

    It seems like I need to be a horny politician to get these hookers to come out of the woodwork. Hmm I think it’s time to revive the Whig Party.

  6. Serolf Divad says at 10:40 pm, July 2nd, 2008

    If you can’t Handel me at my worst, then we won’t be Haydn the salami any time soon.

    Gotta admit, though, baby’s got Bach.

  7. gurukalehuru says at 12:08 am, July 3rd, 2008

    When I moved to the Czech Republic 10 years ago, it was 40 crowns to the dollar. Now it’s 15. Hookers are still cheaper here, though. I think.

  8. Quacker says at 12:24 am, July 3rd, 2008

    Serolf Divad:

    A man of wealth and taste, to be sure - Serolf Divad

  9. Darehead says at 3:45 am, July 3rd, 2008

    Cowardly lion!

  10. zhubajie says at 7:25 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    Are temporary marriages legal in the US? Like in Iran?

    Zhu Bajie

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