GANNONGUCKERT TALKING POINTS!!!! WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE!!!! MUST CREDIT WONKETTE!!!

We have obtained the TOP SECRET, MIRACULOUSLY DISSEMINATED talking points for next week’s National Press Club “Blogger or Journalist” panel. As has been speculated elsewhere, this is CLEAR PROOF that the National “Whore” Press Club is a RIGHT WING CLOWN SHOW!!!!!! The talking points are as follows:

1. JEFF GANNON IS A REAL REPORTER. (Repeat until true.)

2. BLOGGERS GET THINGS WRONG AND ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED. They are good for penis jokes and for passing time in the news room when not taking dictation from the White House.

3. THIS PANEL IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT. What we decide here could seal the fate of mainstream media for GENERATIONS to come.

4. A REACHAROUND IS ALWAYS APPRECIATED.

“llamajockey” [AmericaBlog]
Who is a Journalist? [National Press Club]