American comedian Hillary Clinton made a very funny joke today with the press, since it is April Fool’s joke day. This is what life’s like for Sinbad every day, except when he’s ruining Hillary Clinton’s candidacy. Hillary decided to tackle Obama’s gay bowling skills and challenged him to a match (she would spot him two frames) to decide the nomination. Wokka wokka.
Then she goes on with one of those terrible metaphors that she uses even on non-April Fool’s days: “It’s time for his campaign to get out of the gutter. For all the pins to be counted… And when this game is over the American people will know they’ll have a president who’s ready to bowl on day one.” Haw haw, but can’t she do better? She should pull that old prank where there’s a cliff, and then you jump off of it. Because Clintons never die.