Yeah, But He Still Sucks at Bowling

Obama's been widening the gap recently in Gallup's daily tracking poll, probably because his opponent's latest strategy for winning is to make everyone hate her more. It's worked before! Once Hillary settles down into the low teens, and Barack polls as the most popular politician in world history, then the superdelegates will have no choice but to hand her the nomination. It's all in the triangulation, people. [ Gallup ]