You love “COPS.” You love assfucking. Wouldn’t it be great if there were a television show that combined the best of both? Well, there is. Sort of. There is the Washingtonpost.com’s video file accompanying its profile of Sgt. Brett Parson, who commands the Metropolitan Police Department’s Gay and Lesbian Liaison Unit. It is the best TV we’ve ever seen not on TV.
• WATCH as Parsons give faggy drunks what for: “Helllllooo? Hellllloooo? Police-man! Remember me?”
• BE AMAZED as Parsons recounts his retaliation against police department hazing: “I proceeded to cut out 375 picture of gay men having sex and proceeded to tape them up to every locker in the locker room… Five or six of them stayed up.”
• CHORTLE as Parson translates “homo” for the kids at home: “I think in the straight world you call it a cock block.”
Seriously, he’s our new hero and he should be yours, too.
A Different Mission to Serve [WashingtonPost.com]