Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus

Chelsea Clinton was giving a speech about her awful mother today when some wiseacre asked her to "choose between her parents." Surely this brought up years of teenage therapy where her shrink trained her tonotdo that. But she answered anyway: "His question is, 'Do I think my mother will be a better president than my father'... Well, again, I don't take anything for granted, but hopefully with Pennsylvania's help, she will be our next president, and yes, I do think she'll be a better president." Members in the audience missed the last part, however, because they were still trying to figure out what "take anything for granted" was referring to. [ First Read ]