You Could Eat Food With Barack, You Poor Maggot

Here’s the promo for “Dinner with Barack,” the fundraising ploy that many of you keep receiving lurid e-mails from campaign manager David Plouffe about. He has already done one of these group sex dinner-date things before, as this video shows. One lady is so poor that she can’t afford “food,” so thank you Barack. Another lady can afford college because of a thing called the “Hope Program” (not even joking). Then Barack claims that he is a Normal Person because he snores while sleeping with his wife, in Heaven. [YouTube]