Wonkette

I would like to point out that the Hope program doesn't seem to be working, because she doesn't know how to pronounce stipend.

Obama just won the entire Pittsburgh vote and Bob Costas too.

I wonder if Barack would mind my hitting on his wife.

Jesus, how can you not like that guy?

@Pupster: Well, he's not holding the football tightly enough to prevent fumbling, but were he John Kerry, that ball would already be bouncing down the street as Kerry trips all over himself trying to kick it.

@Senator Boomdog:
barack got the george allen football!! woo-hoo! barack macaca obama '08!

Well, this is one way of combating our current recession - the President could personally buy food for starving Americans.

You're not the only one snoring, Barry.

- "So I'm going to college on the Hope Program and - "

- "Oh that, that's from the Georgia lottery. That's a thing I know. See how I knew that thing? Vote me."

Zzzzz.

Hey, the Hope program fucking rules. Tax credits are lovely.

Hahaha, Obama turns fundraising into some kinda poor tax like the lottery. Brilliant. I'm starting to think Obama IS slimy enough to be president.

Maybe I was unfair to Obama, maybe it was just that his guests were dull. I wanted to hear something like this:

BARACK: So, why are you here?

GUEST: Drunk on the internet one night. Like ya do. Realized the next day that I gave you $10. And it gets worse. I also booked a one-way flight to Iceland. What was I thinking? Oh and a box of stuffed owls arrived from eBay yesterday. More wine please, waiter.

@Senator Boomdog: Jerome AND Franco

& after dinner, a nice game of cards!:

Christ that was boring.The film editor needs some Ritalin and teh common donors come across like tards.