Wonkette

John McCain has made a new ad, for some reason. Much like his outer space web video, it features some gravelly voiceover guy and classical music, like a Lexis commercial. Then it shows the standard clip of McCain being tortured — isn’t it odd that they have film of this? — and ends with a fittingly classy line: “John McCain: The American president Americans have been waiting for.” Well what in the hell could that mean about Barack Obama? Figure it out, smart guys. [YouTube]