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I wanted to see Elisabeth Hasselbeck demand Obama to tell her the "rules on racism." (If you don't get the allusion, that is a good sign for you.)

Watch out Michelle, Barbara wants your man!

Jezebel? is that you?

Hasselbreck, don't be afraid! Take him on!

@FoggyFroggy: Here is the link. This is not an endorsement of HuffPo. They have turned into a moderated-comments-section Gitmo.

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Sexy, for a muslim, that is....

I believe Barbara gave Obama the vapors.

DO NOT WANT.

You can't say you're not tested if you've had to sit within noseshot of Joy Behar's breath for an hour.

Bonus Quiz: Elizabeth Hasselbeck is dumber than (1) a bag of hammers (2) a sack of wet, disoriented mice who have been concussed with hammers (3) a lobotomized Joey Lawrence (4) c'mon, man, she's average for a Republican.

He is kinda hot. But, not so much when dried up old cooters like those on The View think so. At least Rosie, that loud mouthed fat trucker of a lesbian isn't on there to call him a "cutie patootie" and make me vomit in my mouth.

It made Barbara wax nostalgic of her halcyon days with her former lover, Booker T. Washington.

How would we know when Wonkette posts without "the end" on each one?

We wouldn't. Thanks, guys!

I'd watch the clip, but then I'd have to kill myself.

@PeteJayhawk: Wonkette has many diverse formats, from fairy tales to ongoing teevee serials. The End.

@norbizness: 4, obvi.

did obama really do the hand fan? i thought that move was limited to gays and menopausal women???

@rose0red: I agree. I can't bear the thought either.

Can you imagine Obama getting nominated (probable) and he's two points ahead going into the last debate, but he gets a huge zit on his nose and he loses the election? LOL.

I think that was Obama's take on the "Clutch the Pearls! I just caught the vapors!" look.

His gay polling numbers just went through the roof. The flaming, flaming roof.

...and let the healing begin.

This is one of many reasons that the terrorists hate our freedom.

"talk to the hand, bitches!"

That great show "The Soup" made a convincing case that it was John Edwards humiliating appearance on "Tyra" that doomed his candidacy. Barack better watch out. The wrong kind of exposure is not a good thing.

the look on Whoopi's face says it all.

...what's he doing there with his hand at the end, did Barbara cut the cheese or something? Or maybe he's just waving away the flies that have gathered around their reanimated corpses?

Anyway, I love that he'll go on this show and still won't go on Fox 'news', lolz... Hear that Fox? You are less newsworthy than The View! Ouch-cha-cha!

@PeteJayhawk: Maybe you should try posting comments to see if they still work, The End.

(some day!)

I think Barry was just trying to scare Babwa off by waving his wedding band around.

It takes much more than that to dissuade cougars on the prowl, though. Maybe if he pushes McCain into her path when she pounces.

@norbizness: B.

That. was. so. uncomfortable.

The first time I ever really felt sorry for Barry. Looks like he's feeling the same way I felt when I got deluged with horny cougars at the Waldorf lobby bar in NYC. This would have been cool, but I had just graduated from high school, and these women looked like my mom. Creeps the hell oughta me to this day.

Barbara and Obama:

Driving Miss Daisy 2: The Sexy Years

Why? Just why?? He looked more uncomfortable than The Silver Coop whenever Kelly Ripa's within a 50 foot radius.

@JimNewell: The "the End" is my favorite part of the Wonkette. I've integrated it into many of my daily conversations, my answereing machine message, various emails...