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I love the smell of sour grapes in DC.

Thank god you were alluding to an election, any other "kinky beating" would surely have to be in the Republican arena.

Damn! Whose superdelegate was he?

Now that's a dedicated public servant.

HA

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Goodbye, jackass. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, and enjoy the lobbyist career, where you'll get to spend all your time with the people who already know you so well from having your lip-marks permanently worn into their posteriors.

@Pupster: I think he was an Obama super.

He looks like fat Chris Rock in that picture.

I doubt anyone remembers this, but back in 2000 he had an absolute crazy-eyed psycho run against him. I believe Wynn's ex-wife helped the guy's campaign and it made the Daily Show. It was hilarious.

Translation (Eric Cartman voice):
"Screw you guys, I'm going home"

Al, you sold out but your buddies were stand up and gave you a job so it's all worked out for you.

I love paragraph 5 in this. I had remembered there was some whiff of scandal but had forgotten details:

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@Botswana Meat Commission FC:

The crazy eyed psycho is a perenial candidate in this area. His two issues in his platform (and I wish I was making this up):

- to zone so that "brothels" cannot be located next to elementary schools

- to require all hand guns in the State of Maryland be required to have the gun lock he makes and sells.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: hah, I was just looking for the cite when you posted.

This is the guy who left his black wife for a white woman, right?

@jagorev: according to his ex-wife, yes

"For more than a month, the following message was reportedly telephoned daily to 1,000 voters:

'Hi. This is Jessie Wynn--wife of Congressman Albert Wynn. Albert Wynn does not respect Black women. He left me for a White woman. Please send your donations to Kimble For Congress. Please help us defeat Albert Wynn.'"

See what happens when the residents of DC are allowed to spill outside the borders of disenfranchisement that the rest of us shrewdly placed around them?

He's got that Jungle Fever (TM), so obviously he must have been a superdelegate for the white woman.

And how can black women ever earn respect if they use autodialers?

What's the point of getting elected to higher office if you can't upgrade to a white woman? Or in Spitzer's case at least pay for a higher grade of whore. It's not like the pay is all that great. You do the job for the fringe benefits.

Albert Wynn endorsed Obama: [blog.washingtonpost.com]

So the score is 2-1 for Obama (Kilpatrick, Wynn) against Clinton (Spitzer).

"Rep. Wynn filed for divorce in July 1999 and later Mrs. Wynn filed a counterclaim for divorce.

So, nine years later, Mrs. Wynn is still pissed?!?!?

Hell hath no fury, and all that shit, I guess. Still, you'd think she would have known better than to invite that white chick to their suburban key party.

"Albert Wynn does not respect Black women.

Well, there's one black woman he doesn't respect, but after this I don't have much nice to say about her either.

@Canuckledragger: Hey, Joe Kennedy II's wife went after him for eleven years to get their annulment un-annulled, so this isn't so far-fetched.

However, in this case, she was calling around for the 2000 election, so it was still pretty fresh.

Yeah, this was for the 2000 Election.

But don't forget the 2006 election...
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This year though...poor Al got his ass spanked...electorally...by a black woman...

Looks like Al forgot to take care of one of his constituents by not providing his ex-wife with a young stud of the color of her choice.

Let's hope this starts a trend.

Uhm, thanks for representing...crazy bitter black women who need to get the fuck over themselves and acquire some pride. The Sistahood appreciates it!