Maryland Congressman Resigns After Kinky Beating
Hey look, it's Congressman Albert Wynn, a Maryland Democrat. He is resigning, according to WTOP, because "Wynn was beaten by activist Donna Edwards." Did he like it?
BREAKING UPDATE, thanks to our commenter DoglessLiberal -- well, not "breaking," really, but still hilarious:
Representing Maryland's Fourth District for the past eight years, Rep. Wynn established a commendable record, championing affirmative action, job expansion and anti-crime programs. Wynn represents a predominantly Black district situated at the eastern edge of Washington, D.C.
However, when hundreds of his constituents received telephone calls from his wife, urging them to vote for his White Republican opponent for Congress, the peaceful campaign was suddenly upended.
For more than a month, the following message was reportedly telephoned daily to 1,000 voters:
"Hi. This is Jessie Wynn--wife of Congressman Albert Wynn. Albert Wynn does not respect Black women. He left me for a White woman. Please send your donations to Kimble For Congress. Please help us defeat Albert Wynn."
