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Care?!? What a fruitcake. I'm sorry, but I don't want the carebears answering the red phone.

Either post a video that shows you braining an Iraqi child, or I'll just assume you're not man enough to run the show.

Guess what "Cahir?" Noone gives a "Cahir" about how to say your name... AND your going to lose, because you're one of those people who can't get over mispronunciation. So eat me, because you are nothing. NOTHING.

Oh, and that's a white phone you're using. White!!! Ha, ha, you sissy.

"Bill" Cahir? Yeah, right... we know your real name is Yussef Adbul Osama Cahir. Can't fool us, buddy!

Actually, his family pronounces the name "ka-WEER."

His friends just call him "Charlie Alpha Dog" for short.

@Serolf Divad:
I think Cahir is Arabic for "variety of lime favored by terrorists."

He has a funny hairdo, but he's very cute!

His wife is cute.

It didn't help that he had pictures of Lionheart strapped with a suicide belt on his posters.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Gold.

Hey, did you hear he's an Iraq war veteran? Like, eight times?

He seems to live among only hippies.

It's not Frankenstein, it's FRUNKENSTEEEEEEEEEN!!!!

You know, in a completely non-cynical way, I liked this video. It's not easy having a tricky name like Carleaux The Pup, either.

Rihac would be an interesting name to use...

Maybe he could change his name to "pro-life" like that one guy, that's easy to say, right?

If ya want MORE CAHIR, see

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He didn't even bother to wear a tie. Why does he hate Amurika?