Wonkette

Hillary Clinton is afraid that Americans are going to start prancing around in knee socks and filming radioactive giant lizard-based horror films, now that we are sinking into a “Japanese-style malaise.” But these terrible tragedies can be avoided if we resort to crazy nanny state policies like having the Federal Housing Administration purchase underwater mortgages.“I don’t think we can work our way out of the problems we’re in in the broad-based economy with monetary policy alone,” she told the Wall Street Journal, before outlining a few choice economic proposals guaranteed to make its readers vomit in their pants.

A President Hillary Clinton would make sure people have homes and health insurance and maybe even jobs. Basically she would take our American Japan and turn it into Red Communist China, with malaise.

Clinton Fears Japan-Style Malaise [Wall Street Journal]