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Who knew that Jon Stewart was a secretly bisexual black man??

After reading this piece, nostalgia had me searching google for pictures of Linda Carter and... whoa! She was a total fox (and is still pretty smokin' at 56). It's amazing, but the producers of the Wonder Woman TV Show actually managed to design a swimsuit that made you wish that this perfectly proportioned beauty were wearing clothes instead.

Who would want to buy Carville and Matalin's ode to every shade of pink house?

Just the mere memory hurts my eyes.

Her Democratic strategist husband, famously known as the Ragin' Cajun, has deep roots and a huge passel of family there, so "it's like the Jews going back to Jerusalem," she said. "It's the Holy Land. The old Jew is taking me home."

Sorry, honey, Cajuns may be a lot of things, but we're no where near Jews. We're dirt poor and eat tons of shellfish.

Could it be? Carville will no longer make my TV wince in pain at his every Cajun-inflected ode to the Clintons? O, happy day!

@ManchuCandidate: Whoever there interior designer is should be taken to the roof and defenestrated.

[www.mcenearney.com]

@VayaConDio: Completely agreed: let them be Y'ats.

@Vladimir Poutine: it looks like a 1920s New Orleans bordello, except less tasteful.

I just had an image of Wonder Woman and Agent Scully flash through my mind.
I have to go do something now.
Gawd.