Hey now wait, Tucker Carlson's MSNBC show ended some time in the last three weeks, knew that, but did anyone actually *watch* the last episode? Ha ha ha, ha. Well he ended it with some inspired Latino dancing with his gay partner and you can view it above! What is wrong with him? [YouTube]
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Some Old Tucker Carlson Salsa Dancing Video!
12:22 PM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By Jim Newell
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Looks like somebody's pulling a Dean here...
Aww. There's something comforting in knowing that there's a bag out there for every douche.
1.) That is not salsa dancing.
2.) That footage is old as dirt.
3.) As much as I disagree with him on the issues, think he's lacking in intellectual honesty and/or potency, and know he's a douchebag, he's my kind of douchebag. I went to prep school with a lot of kids like him, and I find them endlessly amusing.
NEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDSSS!!!
"Well he ended it with some inspired Latino dancing with his gay partner..."
Gay: check
Can do Latino dance: check
Ka-ching! Tucker Carlson's qualified for his next career move: the Menudo reunion all the kewl kidz are talking about.
Menudo has a cutoff of 20, but they'll waive that for Tucker who must wear cutoffs 'coz he's a never-menudo.
yep, he's dancing the quintessential "White man's overbite," a la Billy Crystal.
I was hoping a gown and singing, a la Connie and Maury.
He really is light in those loafers.
How did he not win Dancing with the "Stars"
What's particularly sad is that if you're a white guy, that's all the dancing talent you need to get you laid.
Next comes that long, long walk over to ask some young woman to dance..... oh, wait.
I kept waiting for the set to collapse on them.
It needs to be said again: that ain't salsa!
@Serolf Divad: Hell yeah. Worked for me.
I can't stand that smarmy bastard. Good riddance.
being nice
Although in fairness to the man, everyone I've talked to who has ever dealt with him says he's a remarkably polite, kind and generous guy in person and a really good father to his herd of kids.
/being nice
He looked like he was trying to jiggle a turd out of his retentive rectum. Go Tucker Go. Definitely not the famous Homeland Security shitter.
@Senator Boomdog: You mean he's a drunken violant pedo right?
Two wild and sexy guys.
Wild and crazy, sorry.
You know that Beck video, where everything collapses? I was kind of hoping that would happen with this set and Tucker would just disappear into oblivion.
Oh, wait. I can post it!
+ Watch video
Wheeeee!
I think that the word "star" got a restraining order against dancing With the Stars after that prep-school dickslap wormed his way onto the show.
I think of this as America's retaliatory response for the dwarf doing Hillary thing.
IMO that pantywaste Carlson has been on MSNBC more since his annoying show went off the air, and now he has no worries about ratings or offending people and is even more whiny, irrational and opinionated then before. God I hate that man.
I... wow. That's the gayest thing I've seen since the tender love offerings shared between Mike and Steve on last night's episode of High School Reunion.
I have a secret crush on Tucker, but I'm pretty sure it was just the bowties. And might explain my affinity for dating douchebags who were on the lacrosse team.
@Glenn Beck's Taint: He could use a squirt of mincing gel.
His "gay partner"? Hell, Tucker dances better than him. If that's "gay", he needs his membership card revoked.
Did they follow it by going into a public bathroom to beat up some gay guy?
oh. my. god. he's adorable. why the fuck am i just finding this out now?!
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