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Light bulbs have never been kind to herInsane baby-farming robot-herder and sometime Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann has a new enemy: fluorescent light bulbs. That’s right. She does not care for these newfangled hippie environmentalist group-sex bulbs, preferring the honest and trustworthy incandescent kind. And now she is taking her case to the American people with her “Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act.”

Bachmann is upset that a cabal of legislators and the fluorescent light bulb lobby is pissing on old-fashioned American values with their freaky new demands to phase out incandescents.

“I was just outraged that Congress would want to substitute its judgment for the judgment of the American people,” she said. “It struck me as a massive Big Brother intrusion into our homes and our lives.”

So now she is introducing the pro-incandescent Freedom of Choice Act, which is hilarious because she does not like abortion, or “choice,” as the baby-killers like to call it.

Bachmann is pro-choice on bulbs [Star-Tribune]

  • precipice

    Vote for Elwyn Tinklenberg PLEASE!!!!! Put the wicked witch of Minnesota out to pasture!

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