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This video is the best thing since sliced bread. Please somebody- make 1000 more of them.

And then Hillary shot the little Bosnian girl in the face.

The Obama Girl is a butter face who can't sing. Pseudo-ingenue "Angelia" on Barely Political is pretty hot and hella funny (in that self-deprecating self-aware way that is the true hallmark of humor), but she only has like two videos. Why??

No four-leaf clovers on that scarf, eh pantsuit?

How hard can it be to get Sinbad?

Well...I guess you'd have to locate him first.

Fuck, was that Vince Foster behind her? That explains everything.

She also blew up the Death Star:

@Serolf Divad: Well done, Serolf, well done.

@Tukla in Iowa: Hell, the way things are going, he'll probably host the next Washington Press Dinner.

Sinbad, I believe it's your move.

wow, technology these days! i swore that video was real

Apparently, on NBC News with Brian Williams tonight, they had a radio clip of the pilot of the plane saying it didn't happen the way she said.

Damn, nobody's on her side. Can Sheryl Crow be next?

@Pupster: The clip [www.msnbc.msn.com]

I vote that the word "snipery" immediately be added to the English lexicon.

@Serolf Divad: As for you, sir, that is beyond brilliant.

And I'm just now seeing the "Full Metal Pantsuit" tag. Well played by all.

Hillary dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.

Hillary now admits there weren't any snipers. And today Bill Clinton said, "Hey, if I would have known there weren't any snipers, I would not have sent her there in the first place."

Actually there well may have been some verbal sniper fire, once all the schoolchildren and Chelsea were done playing on the tarmac. One fact Mrs. Commander and the press have not reported is why she was there at all, and why Bill had just made a surprise Christmas visit.
They, the Mr. and Mrs. President -since she wants a piece of his action so bad - pissed off a lot of soldiers right before Christmas:
"..On Dec. 4 ..more than 4,500 troops, including military intelligence and signal soldiers, [found] out they will receive an involuntary three-month extension of current overseas tours."

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As long as we're spilling the beans, here's what Obama was really doing on his tropical "vacation." The mustache, do-rag and, uh, fat suit make for a decent disguise, but you can still tell it's him.

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If you're wondering about the mad tractor sk1llz, well, he didn't spend all those months in Iowa for nothing.

If only this were true.... if only....

Barely Political does really good snuff films too...when I saw Hillary I was hoping this was one of those...maybe next time.

Never Forget!

That was delicious.

Whoops...

Never Forget!

@RichardHead:

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My Bloody Valentine - Sometimes - Lost in Translation

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Some things, once seen, cannot be unseen.

Needs more cowbell.

And Obamata-tas.

They didn't have crappy production values like that in McCain's day.

Just wait until they re-do "Behind the Green Door" with Barry.

How does one get from 'sniper fire' to sauntering across the tarmac w/20-25 young children and answering questions while your adult daughter slowly walks along w/you?

She said she misspoke... Man. Can Crack dealers in the South get away with that? 'OOh, sorry, I misspoke--I just don't Know What I was thinking!!! Can I get you boys anthing? water? soft drink? tea? (the house wine of the South!)..

She didn't misspeak. She "embellished and adlibbed," and whatever euphemisms you got for lying. I've lost a lot of respect for her over the past 6 weeks alone.

Say hello to Mr. President McCain and about 100 more years of occupation in Iraq.

Hillary is a MONSTER of bravery!

@Words: It's been hilarious watching some of her supporters and/or people just too frightened to say she was lying contort themselves to explain this: 'she's tired', 'events blur together', etc. or: she wanted a better story than the truth, so she made one up.

Apuckerlips Now, Hills.

liar, liar, pantsuit on fire ...

Hillz can quit the day job and run for beauty queen in Polk County, Iowa, also known for ghouls and monsters. Then she can say, "I, Miss Polk!" "I,Monster!" and never lie.
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how long do we have to wait to learn that the little flower- and poem-gifting bosnian girl has grown up to be a stripper in nyc, supporting obama?

@Serolf Divad: Great shot, Hilliary! One in a million!

@CthulhuForPresident:
And with her targeting computer turned off, too!

@Pupster:"Damn, nobody's on her side. Can Sheryl Crow be next?

Sorry, but Sheryl's busy right now, collaborating with Melissa Etheridge to count out the appropriate number of squares of toilet tissue we're all allowed to use. After which, Sheryl plans to collaborate with Fleetwood Mac to rewrite one of their hits into a new Clinton theme-song: "OK, Now You Can Stop Thinking About Tomorrow."

BTW: When Hillaryous says she's been "vetted," what she really means is that she once pulled a train with the Army Corps of Engineers during a previous USO tour when she was accompanied by Flip Wilson and Barbie Benton. Which is where Ms. Ferraro got her Hillaryous "Geraldine" routine.

Oh, and by the way...while brave Hillary stood tall on the tarmac, amidst the carnage, chaos and Balkan haiku, where was Ron Paul?

Ron Paul, of course, stayed flat.

Whoa- wait- Hillary actually DID go to Bosnia and other trouble spots? Gee, I didn't know that. Haven't heard much about Obamas visits to places like this. guess you know who I have to vote for now.

Keep feeding the rethug propoganda machine, folks. you'll get 4 more years of what you deserve.