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Guess who took a big hit in the polls thanks to that crazy "slavery is wrong" reverend guy who Barack Obama used to love so much? That's right, Hillary Clinton.
The new NBC/Wall Street Journal survey shows that nobody likes Hillary except for 37% of the Democratic voters (old ladies). Speaking of the Angry Retired Revered Jeremiah Wright, a combined 63% of respondents either had no idea what the question was about or said Obama had handled it okay — which means, obviously, that "55% of voters told us that they were "disturbed" by the Rev. Jeremiah Wright videos that circulated so widely on cable TV and the Internet."
Also: This poll shows St. Barack would beat McCain 52%-48% today, and that McCain would beat Hillary by the same margin, and all those numbers are within the margin of error, so you learn nothing from this part.
NBC-WSJ POLL: NEW CLINTON LOWS [First Read]
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So many numbers! Who to trust? Coworkers?
@shortsshortsshorts: Trust no one...not even yourself. Well okay, maybe yourself. And Bill Kristol. And Steven "Cojo" Cojocaru.
Hillary only came out today to criticize China for its crackdown on Tibetan protesters, after Bush publicly made a phone call to Beijing, and long after Obama, Rice, Pelosi, Sarkozy, and Gordon Brown were even more specific and direct in their criticism. This proves that Hillary has what it takes to appease the trillion dollar Chinese Sovereign Wealth Fund panda.
I bet this is because the girl in the 3 a.m. ad said Hillary is dumb and liar.
@FoggyFroggy: Wait, China was for Hillary for President. Why is she pissing off her Communist base?
hey hillz - i got tickee
where the fuck are my shirts! and they better have heavy starch this time or i'm gonna kick you ass
@SloppyCronkite: No silly. It is the "Sinbad Effect". Didn't you read any of Jim's earlier posts? Go do your homework!
The Hilliacs are not deterred. She is about to give us all a lesson in self-immolation. She has so much time left before Pennsylvania she can still easily lose.
@Pupster: As governor of Arkansas, Bill Clinton got her on the board of Wal-Mart. Put two and two together.
Why won't Obama drop out?
I liked the bit at the end of the report which disclosed that the Clinton supporters secretly adore Obama . . . Well, they have "a net-positive view of Obama" which is the same thing, only true.
@MagnusMaximus:Voilá "Cojo" Cojocaru according to wikipedia. A Cojo very cogible indeed.
@GaCracker: Slap 'er 'gain Cracker. Harder this time.
@FoggyFroggy: And Michele Obama was on the board of a major Walmart supplier, until the time Obama decided to blast Walmart.
No one likes either of them -- from Rasmussen today -- "Obama's reviews are 46% favorable and 51% unfavorable. For Clinton, those numbers are 44% favorable, 54% unfavorable."
Of course, Obama's numbers will go up once people read about the latest issue of Trumpet and how "Italians looked doen their garlic noses" at Jesus. Bonus: it's a double issue with Farrakhan on the cover. [www.cnsnews.com]
@Laura Ingalls Wildest: Huh.
@Btwbfdimho: Great Zeus' Beard man! Those teeth are a force of nature...
@shortsshortsshorts: Trust the media. They only have their profits, I mean your interest, at heart.
come on, ppl -- in regards to the polls: so?
With a light bulb in her mouth she'd make a cool, one-of-a-kind floor lamp.
@Btwbfdimho: Cujo.
Jonathan Alter of Newsweek just said Hillary's effort is in "the death throes." He basically called her campaign "dead" and called her tactics "desperate." On MSNBC. His eyes were like, why the fuck are we still doing here.
Hilarious.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
You think you have the math? I assure you, only Karl Rove has "The Math". He's holding it hostage, demanding a football helmet full of cottage cheese and naked pictures of Rue McCallahan.
i would make a concerted effort to post bad videos of hillz on the interwebs but im too goddamn lazy. laziness and politics dont mix.
but sex and politics do! but laziness and sex dont. see it all works!
@HomoPolitico: Haha, I remember that. I could picture NPR's Robert Siegel smiling benignly while Rove smirked and insulted him. Siegel shoulda pulled a shiv from the depths of his beard and shanked Rove in the ribs.
John McCain is starting to wonder how many gook whores you have to slap to get any attention in the media.
@Laura Ingalls Wildest: CNS was never the same after they lost Jeff Gannon.
Dear Bill,
I just heard you say "Oh they can't vote for a girl!". That's right Bill, I can't vote for a girl. I can't even vote for the WOMAN that is your wife.
Someone who used to be your biggest fan,
me
PS I've lost all respect for you.
@Laura Ingalls Wildest: LMAO you think wal mart suppliers enjoy supplying wal mart? Wal mart treats their suppliers almost as bad as their employees. But what happens if you agree to a deal with wal mart, take on extra employees and a loan or two, then wal mart says, fuck off we're paying you half that amount!
Puh - leez don't try to tell us that its okay that hillary fought directly to keep wal mart un-unionezed, and to discriminate against women because mrs obama was on the board of a manufacturing company that sold merchandise to wal mart.
Okay, but what do the polls say will happen if McCain drops dead, Hillary switches to the Republican party, returning to her Randian Goldwaterite roots, and she runs against Al Gore in November because Barry Hussein Obama has been sent to Gitmo?
Hillary reminds me of Gaos. It's pretty amazing nobody else noticed...
@jagorev: That will cause the Pokemon to cry and their tears will heal the Earth.
Excellent alt text. It balances on her head just like a mattress balances on a bottle of wine.
@Laura Ingalls Wildest: Was that 'major Wal-Mart supplier' the pickle company? Good point. Wal-Mart was a great employer until the exhorbitant demands of their major pickle supplier forced them to reduce wages and keep unions out. Wait until everyone finds out that the Obamas are in the pocket of Big Pickle. Farewell, Camelot.
And yes I only believe polls when they make me happy. When they don't they're meaningless.
@Pupster: Alter is on MSNBC every frickin' night. He wants to see his family again, and he's willing to sacrifice his cats.
@Btwbfdimho:
That's not Cojo, it's Silda Spitzer.
So 'Polls' FINALLY proved Hillary is a monster? For years I have been pointing to her scaly back and lizard tounge as proof that she is a monster and NO ONE beleived me. Now I am vindicated.
In related news, today Mark Pennsyltucky announced: "This race is closer than ever. Anyone who can't see that just hasn't done the meth."
@Canuckledragger: Yeah, except in Pennsyltucky (but I don't think that counts, or something):
[www.padems.com]
It won't even matter - the voodoo spell keeping McCain reanimated will fall apart around late August and Hillary will switch back to her natural form as a succubus.
Hmmm...just musing, what five things do I like less than Hillary?
1. People who use the expression "I threw up in my mouth."
2. Nuclear war (unless the bombs go off on the other side of the planet and none of the icky radiation makes it around to my side.)
3. Gas pumps that have little tvs or speakers with ads trying to sell me crap while I pump my gas. (tie)
4. Cockroaches
5. Hillary's husband.
How about you?
Hmmm...just musing, who would have to be running in the General Election against McCain for you to vote for him?
(top five, and no third candidate, I'd commit suicide first, worming your way out of it stuff.)
Here's mine:
1. Dennis Miller
2. The guy at the Subway who always wipes snot from his nose with his sleeve while making my sandwich
3. Pol Pot (re-animated)
4. Any of those no-holds-barred fist-fighting guys who always wind up like pretzels squirming around the mat while they smash each other's faces in...for fun!
5. That View woman who thinks the earth is flat and there weren't any people before Jesus
How about you?
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