Hillary Makes Up Chelsea’s Whereabouts on 9/11

Now that Hillary has decided to extort the Democratic party, she has officially become less trustworthy than Dick Morris, the Clintons’ evil former strategist who now wishes them both dead. This means we can quote Dick Morris’ column and assume his claims are true, because why not? On today’s agenda: that time Hillary Clinton said Chelsea was hanging out by the Twin Towers on 9/11, and how she wasn’t at all.

It was the second time world affairs have put Chelsea’s life at stake, except on both occasions, Hillary made it up:

She said that Chelsea was jogging around the World Trade Center on Sept. 11 and happened to duck into a coffee shop when the airplanes hit. She said that this move saved Chelsea’s life. But Chelsea told Talk magazine that she was in a friend’s apartment four miles from ground zero when the first plane hit. Her friend called her, waking her up, and told her to turn on the TV. On television, she saw the second plane hit, disproving Hillary’s claim that “she heard the plane hit. She heard it. She did.”

She also claims that Chelsea was in Barack Obama’s bed that one time when Barack Obama fathered an illegitimate child with Chelsea Clinton. Sinbad sat in the corner, clapping like a clown.

Hillary’s Other Fabrication [The Hill]

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