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Camilla looking simply smashing in a dead house cat ensemble.

Carla digging deep into the Pat Nixon Collection.

I think another question is why is Carla Bruni trying to look like Jackie Kennedy? Also, please note that she is wearing flats, Sarcoma is wearing stacked heels, and he is still a lot shorter than her. She might as well wear the Manolo spikes.

Look at Sarko's heels. Did he buy those from a Vegas stripper?

Either Sarkozy has a date for flamenco dancing, or he borrowed Tom Cruise's lifts.

@StoneSoup: it actually appears to be the dead house-cat-who-ate-a-bird-before-it-died collection. I would note that Camilla's legs are quite nice. Don't look above the calves, and you are OK.

Where Joan Rivers when you need her!!!

You can see the look of fear on Prince Charles' face at the sheer thought of "Le Terrible" ending the centuries old rivalry.... Evil, evil Sarkozy.

Segolene Royal would have been far more glamorous.

Sarko's grin says, "Even in flats, my woman is prettier than whatever that is you are standing next to."

Please, Charles, it is so difficult to clean good leather.

I think the bulge is just the part of her stillsuit that processes the feces, so that people from the continent don't have to eat English food.

Sure, Camilla has nice gams, but Carla's legs strikingly reminiscent of the lead character in P.D. Eastman's classic "Are You My Mother?"

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"....a little belly pooch?" : She had a slice of cake at her wedding.

How do you say "fupa" in French?

Is Camilla trying to look like QEII? The boat, I mean, not Chuck's moms.

The terrible shoues are how you know they're French. That and they smell like garlic and Galoises.

Meesus Sharles... why are ze two birds... how you say... fucking in your hat?

Camilla's costume actually has some personal significance, as the fur was from a cheetah that was shot while she was on safari in Africa. She didn't shoot the cheetah herself, of course -- the hunter who was riding her did.

@mathewbrooks: I loved her. Just for her clothes.

remember how the french would make fun of the u.s. for electing a retard president, and for elevating common crackwhores to celebrity gossip star status? i'm just gonna let that shit sink in.

@shortsshortsshorts: "Le Terrible"; I like that. I'm going to start wearing tights and a cape, and from this day forth I shall be known as "Le Terrible".

As I attack, I shall bellow my name towards the heavens. Criminals will speak my name in hushed whispers and live in fear of my Cheetos™ stained hands leaving oily, orange patches on their clothing.

also, camilla has a bulge, too, but it is most likely related not to pregnancy bur rather for her being an old british bitch with a crumpet-and-jam belly.

@BaconCat: Check for armpit hair, too.

@cprach: You sure? Camilla might be holding that kid in until they name her Queen. Famous British resolve and all...

that baby is mine, i admit it.

i blame her though, she said she was on zee pill.

@WadISay: And each and every one of them can frown/shrug so hard the corners of their lips reach the edges of their chins.

Prince Chuck sure looks like he is working up a brand new tampon fantasy.

Camilla really needs to stop raiding the Queen mum's wardrobe.

@OrvillePigdicker: Patapouf?

Charles smells the escargot on Carla's knuckles.

@JervixServiceJuice: Don't forget the platform loafers.

As a short man, I'd like to ask Sarko where I can get a pair of those blinging kicks.

Are men supposed to kiss hands on gloves, even if the girl looks like a Pan Am flight attendant?

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C'est magnifique!

pillbox hat? really?

@micke: no...borrowed them from North Korean President

I think the bump reaches too far around the pelvis to be a baby bump. Also, she'd probly not be wearing a cinch belt. There are better ways to cover up. Also, a Sarko baby would be tiny tiny.

@Cinderelliotte: you beat me to it

SHe's a mule. She's probably smuggling in frenchie cheese or something.

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Maybe the coat thing is just tighter than we think

Either Sarko forgot to pee on the plane, or he's doing that little dance because he's fixin' to buss' up Charlie for touchin' his woman.

She is soooooo baking a baby!!!! Carla Bruni is awesome...but she is a haughty, snotty thing of a woman. She would never be seen with a pouch. She WANTED to spark a feeding 'pap' frenzy. She knows what she is doing....FRENCH FIRST FEMME....notoriety all the way. Sly little fox she is....

Dang those birds of prey that while migrating over airfields regurgitate the fur and feathers of their last meal onto the heads of unsuspecting pedestrians.

Maybe pregnancy will make the ta-tas larger than

Look at the lifts on that little bastard's shoes! Short-man complex maybe???

Sara, first thing that gets bigger is the breasts. Some of us here would have noticed that right away.She may have taken to wearing an astronaut diaper for these long official events.
I am wondering though why the new Queen of France has to carry her own luggage? I just bet she has 32oz. of expensive shampoo in a huge bottle in there along with the cheese and drugs.

she's not pregnant. it's just her middle-aged woman fupa beginning to take shape.

Camilla's hat was made from some sort of avian leopard.

We need to stop bio-engineering before it produces more dreadful hats.

Naw, she's just wearing flats so it makes her abs pooch out a little.

@ARCADIA: All this talk about the hat and no one mentions THOSE SHOES on Carla Bruni. So terrible.

Christ, that's how I know this place is some kinda boyz-only, misogynistic, Hillary-hater central. We need to address the issues, mainly: size 10+ in the feet- avoid the flats. Unless your name is homie the clown, then you may wear what you wish.

@lovelyivy: As a tall gal, those shoes offend me far more than I could describe in a single comment, so I didn't bother. Also shoe-talk is like honey for the Jezebel bees.

But then again maybe if I were the first lady of something I might be more willing to sacrifice my dignity for my midget-man's ego.

Kozy man looks a lot like the evil midget chef in Ratatouille. He also looks like a little boy pulling on his mom's arm saying "Momeeee I gotta go weewee!" What he does not look like, however, is presidential.

...Is that a purse or a travelling merchandise bag? Is she smuggling in French diamonds to sully the purity of English diamonds from South Africa?

Perhaps it's full of rare cheeses, some of which might be considered Weapons of Mass destruction if left to sit at warm temperatures.

Also, it's unfortunate that some sort of tree has fallen on Camilla's hat, thus ruining the pristine pelt of leopard ass of which it's made.

The French have Bruni, we have Bush. Which would you rather have? I'm on Team Bruni.

@TGY: It doesn't matter what dirty dead things Camilla puts on her head because she'll never be you know who.@lovelyivy:Another influx of asswipe tools and trolls has arrived. As a person who's randomly had my head bashed in by a total stranger at an afternoon picnic I have a low tolerence for this phoney shit posturing they do. Maybe they'll go away after the election.