Seven Degrees of Jeopardy
Reliable Source: Barack Obamagoes on vacay...Kevin Bacontakes any remaining church out of your state. [ WP ]
Yeas and Nays: The White House Correspondents Association Dinner's guest list is shaping up to be a B-list event. [Examiner ]
In the Know: Rep. Bill Fostergets a room with a view...Jeopardy!players need to work on current events... AddKitty Dukakisto the list of Obamamaniacs...Rep. Bobby Rushis still recovering. [ The Hill ]
Shenanigans: John McCain8-ball has all the answers...Charlie Cristhas a new girlfriend. [Ha ha ha. -- Ed.] [ Politico ]