Bill Richardson Should Have Grown Dali Mustache Instead

Is Bill Richardson's beard catering to Ethnocentric Special Interests, and if so, why did he not just grow a sombrero instead? And what about that tan? Is that more Hispanic pandering, or is it becausehe just went on vacation? Remember Al Gore's beard? Man, that was great. George Lucas also has a neck beard. This is a summary of the very sober conversation these professional members of the Fourth Estate had on Fox News yesterday. [ Media Matters ]