Passengers On Grounded Planes Not Entitled To Air, Other Luxuries
Oh look at you, you people sitting in that plane on the runway. You think you're so special and important. Ooh, you want a leather chandelier and a pet tiger along with your fancy "fresh air" and your decadent "glass of water" and your "place to pee that is not in your pants"? Just keep working on your sudoku, you fat idiots, and be glad you don't have to share your plane with ten dozen crates of chickens and a leper, they way they do in SOME COUNTRIES. [ AP ]