Obama, McCain Whoring Themselves

Barack Obama and John McCain have been sending e-mails to their supporters (and various others) offering sex, for money. But it is not prostitution, because they speak in euphemisms. An e-mail from Obama campaign manager David Plouffe asks in the subject line “Dinner with Barack?” Maybe Barack should man up and e-mail us himself, or better yet, pick up the damn telephone. John McCain, for instance, sends out his own sex e-mail, subject line “Ride With Me On The Straight Talk Express.” Lord knows how many times that’s worked over the years (mostly with starstruck reporters). Anyway, here is how you can sign up for a sex dinner with Barack Obama, and here is John McCain’s imaginary erection.