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Obama should serve sushi off his naked body. McCain, I'm thinking not so much.

I'm guessing half the writers at Time and Newsweek have taken it in the back of the Straight Talk Express over the past 10 years.

McCain eats too early for me, and I don't want to go to Old Country Buffet, that shiz is played out.

now, see, Barack is classy enough to use a pimp to screen for him. McCain is begging for johns himself, and he has to resort to overt sexual references ("ride"), though he obviously wants us to think he is not open to gay sex ("straight talk"). Obama might be, but we have to go through David Plouffe to find out.

Something tells me the Straight Talk Express isn't so straight anymore...

@NotAnEvilLobbyist: And I don't mean he is gay.

As Jack from "30 Rock" would say, Obama is the third kind of heat.

so what are the odds someone donating $15 gets to dine with b. hussein?

i'm guessing it's 2k or no soup for you...

@Doglessliberal: David Plouffe is just Obama's pimp. Much like the operator for the Emperor's Club.

Hey, it made me donate. I wanna eat (with) Barack.

"the relentless center of faggoting's and personal/sexual humiliation-involving five-guys-at-the-same-time penetrating my every orifice because I have no money" express.

@NotAnEvilLobbyist: right, that's what I said. He has a pimp. McCain is operating like a skank or a lady past her prime who can't get one to take her on.

@Pupster: if you win, we want photos.

@Doglessliberal: Ya, I had missed your acknowledgement of the pimp line until after I had submitted my comment, and sadly no chance to delete.

...Barack is one kinky S.O.B., it looks like he is planning on having a gang-bang by multiple place settings at the table.

@NotAnEvilLobbyist: s'okay. It's nice to know there are so many good minds working together on these deep and erudite topics during the day!

McCain is crazy to offer himself up for bumsecks. Surely his talent is in giving beejays. He could give several at the one time.

I need hardly elaborate.

@Doglessliberal: With Congress in recess, I have nothing better to do with my time!

Note to Obama campaign graphic designer: Every graphic you produce does not have to glow. You're taking this angelic halo thing a bit too far.

@wheelie:

Either of the McCain(s) shown on "McCain Debates" would bite it right off. Contributors should continue to enter through the rear in the interests of genital stability.

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Shorty wanna ride with McCain
They can get low
Hope into the Straight Talk Express, blow dro
Shorty wanna ride with McCain
Let your hair down
You said you want a thug, don't be scared now

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(Apologies to Young Buck)

If this straight talk express is rockin', don't come a knockin'!

I would love to go to one of these fatcat dinners and busy myself by swapping the name place cards around.

My Dinner With Barack?

I call Charlie Trotters, in Lincoln Park...Elysian Fields Lamb Loin with Hazelnut, Pearl Onion Marmalade & Cocoa Nibs....

@Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.: Genius. It would likely be as enlightening, though hopefully not as droll.