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Ashley?

To be fair -
After watching that video, I am sure she wants everyone to die.
I know I wanted to.

Awful, truly awful. But she does have a big rack.

Perhaps if Obama girl had taken the time to vote, this contest would already be over.

Hillary needs to respond to Obama Girl by hiring a hunky Hillary Dude to win over the female youth vote. That guy from the Dell commercials needs work from what I have heard. Hire him!

David Brooks just wants her to die, too. But he doesn't have the rack to go with it.

Clinton Dude? I thought that position was already filled by Jeff Garlin impersonator Mark Penn!

They were actually doing a story about Barack Obama on Access Hollywood last night. That's when I realized he really is going to win.

I like my 'Quit and Boff' strategy better. Also, it has more of a chance of succeeding.

Don't download this to your ipod or the hard drive will melt!

I'm thinking she's at least 4 diamonds; 5 if she keeps her mouth shut.

No WAY those are real.

She's hot and all, but this song stinks... It's like that REO Speedwagon song "I can't Fight this Feeling ANymore."

It's much better with the sound off.

oof "Even George Clooney, and he's so sexy as well." Killer copywriting.

I kept getting distracted...listen to the lyrics...BOOBS...listen to the lyrics....BOOBS....lyrics...BOOBS...lyrBOOBS...BOOBS...BOOBS.

@elburrito: What? Look, I can say from personal experience that Hil's tits are real.

At 1:39 there is distint camel-toe. Yay, Democracy!

@Omnilation's Dog: True. I never watch her stuff with the sound on, it kills the sexy.
And I am all about the sexy. Obama supporters are hotter than Hillary supporters. Ya.

Washington Post, NPR, Daily Kos . . . I hate showboating intellectuals.

@Poindextrous et al.:

Great critiques, geniuses. Does Flight of the Conchords confuse you too? "It's not really the distant future! Those guys aren't robots!"

Honestly, if you guys are taking this video that seriously, Obama Girl is not the one with the problem. This is some funny shit, and the Clooney line was maybe the best part.

...her chest is so hypnotic I didnt even realize my ears were bleeding :)

Obama girl is a filthy whore. filthy down there. 5 diamonds, and a check for STD's even after you wear a condom.

@Miss Perception: I'm not sure the Dell dude did enough bong hits to support Hillary, but perhaps he needs some scratch to fix his jones?
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@elburrito: Eh, they look real enough. I'm something of an expert in this field, having formerly been one of those small-but-super-busty people. After my reduction, people treated me like my IQ had gone up about 100 points. I don't think it will help in her case.

@moff: What? Seriously? Whew, that's good to hear. I thought they were going to poison our asses with poisonous gases.

Now we just need to find some Tape of Love to reunite the Democratic Party.

Oh well naturally the music/vocals stink, but if you focus on the visual imagination and technical stuff involved, it's actually quite good. I'm particularly enamoured of the Bubba sax solo. Still, St. Barack is right to reject and denounce.

At the 00:28, mark this turns the hottest video Hillary has ever been in. I was hoping that was a lean in.

From the side, I'll admit, those hot air balloons looked pretty convincing. But anyone whoring herself so relentlessly (look, I'm famous! tee hee!) probably went under the knife in junior high.

Wait a couple years. When she hits the wall and tries to make up with surgery, she'll resemble the freaky alien from "American Dad."

@superfectablog: It's because of people like you that I am not proud of my country.

@ Miss Perception: I don't think a hunkey Hillary dude is going to cut it. From what I saw here on Wonkette, Obama Girl is a complete fraud and actually a carpet muncher.

Boring. I'm bored.

Wow, sure are a lotta people taking this chick seriously. I thought she was just entertainment. Well, all the "carpet muncher," fake tits, no-talent, filthy whore, camel toe comments aside, she's just plain nice lookin'. And if I've learned anything over the years [to paraphrase P.J. O'Rourke], the winning causes always seem to have the nicest lookin' women.

@greatgooglymoogly: I would like her a lot better if she did shut her mouth, because than she would be something better to look at. Until then, she is a WHORE, and therefore shall receive her just compensation for WHORE diamonds.

@Sir_Walter_Raleigh: It's OK, I always tell furriners that I'm Canadian. Although for a while when I worked in Israel, they were all convinced I was Serbian. I still have no idea why, but I'll assume Hillary could tie it into her Balkan sniper adventure.

I selected the little hand option for my cursor and touched her with it. Is that a sin?

@WadISay: Only if you paid for it. And can someone please pry apart the words "Obama" and "Nation"?

No Whore Diamonds for partisans.

is it just me or is her heart only half in it this time? did i say heart? i meant boobs. and i meant half out.

Hahaha, even Obama Girl thinks Chris Matthews is a loser.

I kinda liked it. Haters to the left y'all.

I'd invite her to my caucus.

@the tiniest mexican:

I'm with you.

And mad props to the Bubba saxophone solo.

I haven't watched the video, but appreciate that it is subtitled. Having to listen to tacky lyrics, poor rhyming, and cheesy technopop tends to kill whatever visual enjoyment can be derived from these chestnuts.

Okay, I watched it (with the sound off, natch), and I have to say "I'd hit it". And I don't even swing that way. Real or no, the girl is the pretteh.