President George Bush's Sex Tour Of Easter

Because Easter celebrates fertility and ancient pagan sex rituals, the dayafterEaster George Bush likes to invite children to his house to observe his fecund daughter Jenna and look on in wonderment as he indulges in subtle anal play with the Easter Bunny. Join us on this appalling tour of the filthiest Easter Egg Roll since last year's!

Meet First Daughter Jenna Bush. This suspiciously blousy little get-up will do nothing to quell the old baby bump rumors . How long has this girl been pregnant, like a year and a half? She is worse than Jennifer Lopez.

Who can forget George Bush's tawdry sex affair with last year's Easter Bunny ? George Bush, that's who! Here he is so high on amyl nitrate that he can barely find his own lips, let alone remember which rabbit joined him in defiling the Lincoln Bedroom.

We can all guess what's going on here.

"Thanks for the reacharound."

Have you ever seenEyes Wide Shut? That movie's creepy masked orgy monsters pale in comparison to the ones refereeing our forty-third president's antics.

The nation's shattered children flee the scene, groping in the grass for their lost innocence. They find only eggs.

Thanks for coming along with us on our delightful Easter Sex Tour. Join us next year, when President John McCain demonstrates his tantric "dry rub" ritual on his favorite lobbyists!

All photos courtesy of the Associated Press.