This Probably Isn’t The Eliot Spitzer/Ashley-Kristen Sex Tape


Or is it? NOTICE: You must watch to the very end. The very end. And this is all you get because Ashley’s Girls Gone Wild embarrassment will be forever sealed (until it’s leaked on the Internet this weekend) because it turns out she was only 17, the end. [Thanks Pareene!]

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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2 comments

  1. InsidiousTuna

    [re=50742]Farmisht Phoenix[/re]: I can’t speak for anyone else, but I’m certainly aroused.

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