Polar Bears, Hippies And Scary Cover Bands End Iraq War!

Hurrah, Wonkette made a movie! We went to D.C.'s McPherson Square, which has been overrun by lefty protest group Code Pink. They have tents and will probably live there forever, because of the Subprimes. Combine the lameness of Washington D.C. with a vague, day-long protest and there's only one possible result: a big lady, an old beardy man and a polar bear dancing to a Rage Against The Machine cover band. The Iraq War will have no choice but to stop immediately. More photos and videos from "on the ground" coming shortly! [ YouTube ]