Eliot Spitzer Bombs, George Clooney Bewitches
Reliable Source: Eliot Spitzermemorabilia isn't selling so well on eBay. [ WP ]
Yeas and Nays: Jenna Bushfollows up onAna's Story. [ Examiner ]
Shenanigans: RapperDMXdoes not believe thatBarack Obamais a real person... "ObamaMiracle Toast"... Free beer for congressmen deemed unethical. [ Politico ]
Page Six: When times get rough,Lloyd Constantinegoes to the press...Bill Clintongoes gaga overGeorge Clooney. [ NYP ]