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I'm sure if it had been a gay porn website one of the attendees would have noticed and alerted the organizers to their Freedom Fuckup.*

*"Freedom Fuckup" = Faux Pas

Maybe this will held Republicans reach across the aisle to heterosexual sexual predators.

Of course, GOP are a bunch of Grand Old Porndogs, they're the ones who fucked things up with a Bush, Dick, Colin, Rimsfelt and Cuntyrice.

You know how young starlets have this problem with xxx videos (taken by fleabag boyfriends) suddenly turning up on the internet? I wonder if we'll ever see anything involving, say, a governor of an eastern state.

Not that I'd watch.

Ok. I'd peek for a sec.

The charming story of an illiterate, pillaging, Republican buccaneers having their booty strung up on the lanyard. Arrrrrgh.

told by an illiterate wonkette commenter...

Told by an illiterate Wonkette commenter.

Republicans and porn go together like cereal and milk or Spitzer and hookers. [www.politiporn.com]

In addition to their lanyards, they also found some small cylindrical balloons to amuse the kids! One young Republican noted that his ribbed giraffe felt good against his face.

It's very easy to question the intelligence of a group that made Jim Gibbon Guvinor Drunky McGropey Corruptus extremus.

I can't believe I missed Big Black Wet Asses 1-7. But then again, I've never been particularly fond of anything featuring Michele Bachman in a leading role.

Er, don't you mean Big (NON-WHITE) Wet Asses 8?

Pfft. That series has gone downhill since #4.

And speaking of big GOP wet asses, there were the attorneys general Asscraft, Gonzol-her-ass, and Muke-assy, who gave us that hot sex act, waterboarding.

When will it stop? Big Black Wet Asses 8 is not yet in a theatre near me, and already the campaigning for an Academy Award has begun!

Did the 12 inch pink dildos attached to the lanyards give any of the attendees pause? Or did they view them as merely Mormon birth control devices? Wondering.

..."Big Black Wet Asses 8"?! I have a feeling that Bob Allen will be changing his state of residence very quickly.

This had to be a mistake. If the conventioneers really meant to be shilling for a porn site, it would be the one producing Big Black Cocks 8.

Lexington Steele is a Republican? Well, knock me over with a feather!

Reasons why 'Big Black Wet Asses 8' are not Conservative enough for the Conservos:

Big: Implies 'Big Government' --- Oh no! That's not good! Big government is eeeeeeevil!

Black: Implies those people who were forced from Africa to do the laundry, and about a half dozen other races that they find insuperior to Caucasian-land.

Wet: Nearly every Socialist Paradise of left voting queer-babies comes from water-facing cities which they can't vote in or something.

Asses: Reserved for themselves.

8: The luckiest number of the Tofu-eating Chi-Coms.

Hopefully, those "cylindrical balloon-animals" weren't previously used. Seriously, were the Clark County organizers so short on funds that they needed to borrow lanyards from "somewhere"? (almost said "hard-up", BAD, no commenting for me!)

I have ordered convention supplies for events myself; the county didn't really need lanyards, they could have gotten something so basic as badge stickers if they couldn't afford lanyards. Or get blank printable badge inserts and a box of plastic holders with the silly little pins that always jab you under the shirt.